Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

[Thomas D]

How many of you have ever had 2 bowls of cereal in one sitting? I can't say I ever have.

[Joe Biden 2020]

How many of you have ever had 2 bowls of cereal in one sitting? I can't say I ever have.

That's normal for me, especially if the bowl is small.  Occasionally, I'll pour a third bowl if I'm really hungry.  I remember as an elementary-school kid I downed 8 bowls of cereal in one sitting.  That's my record and something I cannot do anymore due to my lactose semi-intolerance.

[Lief 🗽]

Okay, but weighing almost 300 pounds is also normal for you at this point. Do you see what the problem here is?

[Joe Republic]

Dare I ask what particular brand of fiber-less, nutrition-less lumps of sugar you call 'cereal'?

[Indy Texas]

How many of you have ever had 2 bowls of cereal in one sitting? I can't say I ever have.

That's normal for me, especially if the bowl is small.  Occasionally, I'll pour a third bowl if I'm really hungry.  I remember as an elementary-school kid I downed 8 bowls of cereal in one sitting.  That's my record and something I cannot do anymore due to my lactose semi-intolerance.

And Mama Bushie probably gleefully poured you more Count Chocula and dismissed any criticism with, "He's a growin' boy!"

[Joe Biden 2020]

Dare I ask what particular brand of fiber-less, nutrition-less lumps of sugar you call 'cereal'?

Usually frosted mini-wheats.

[Keystone Phil]

Dare I ask what particular brand of fiber-less, nutrition-less lumps of sugar you call 'cereal'?

Usually frosted mini-wheats.

There we go.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

What the hell is 'Skip Bo'?  Its name implies healthy exercise, but such a thought is silliness.

Another church-approved activity these lamewads partake in.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I've made my decision and I'm going to go on back home tonight after I bowl so I can make sure I'm up in time for Sunday School tomorrow.  I should leave Tulsa by 2015 and be home by 2215/2230.

[King]

I should leave Tulsa by 2015 and be home by 2215/2230.

Bushie Rogers in the 22nd and 1/2 Century

[Joe Biden 2020]

I should leave Tulsa by 2015 and be home by 2215/2230.

Bushie Rogers in the 22nd and 1/2 Century

You have a Sci-fi itch?

[Associate Justice PiT]

How many of you have ever had 2 bowls of cereal in one sitting? I can't say I ever have.

     No, though I usually also have a little something else. Just cereal is kind of a wasted meal.

[King]

I've pigged out on cereal drunk/high. Not for breakfast.

[Adam Griffin]

Bushie you're missing like 3/4 of the plate!

You're making it too hard for him! Let's simplify things a bit:

[King]

Nah, Bushie does get his beef in.

[IceSpear]

How many of you have ever had 2 bowls of cereal in one sitting? I can't say I ever have.

That's normal for me, especially if the bowl is small.  Occasionally, I'll pour a third bowl if I'm really hungry.  I remember as an elementary-school kid I downed 8 bowls of cereal in one sitting.  That's my record and something I cannot do anymore due to my lactose semi-intolerance.

...what

[Lief 🗽]

Bushie probably could have been a competitive eater if that talent had been nurtured at an early age.

[Mr. Morden]

Update XX: 8 bowls of cereal

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Like this place looks freaking delicious. Like better than a lot of the food I can find in NYC delicious. Why doesn't he try it for dinner tonight?

That actually looks gross to me.

Half of it is meat, rice, and potatoes. It's not too big of a leap.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Yeah that title kind of wrote itself.

[Joe Republic]

Bushie you're missing like 3/4 of the plate!

But see, that nonsense would never fly in Real America.  ¼ of the plate reserved for f*gg*ts?  Not in Oklahoma, pal!

[Adam Griffin]

But see, that nonsense would never fly in Real America.  ¼ of the plate is reserved for f*gg*ts?  Not in Oklahoma, pal!

Actually half, if you count the protein.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Is this what you call a wild night for church people?  Bowling until 9:00?   Just knowing people like this exist makes me want to reserve the lane next to them, slam back 9-10 shots of Jack, and bowl a few profanity-laced games with a couple crackwhores I met under the bridge.   

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Like this place looks freaking delicious. Like better than a lot of the food I can find in NYC delicious. Why doesn't he try it for dinner tonight?

That actually looks gross to me.

UGH!  I know!  Vegetables are SOOOOOOOOOO GROSSSSSSSSS!



MMMMMMMM!!!  McDonald's!  YUMMY!!!

[memphis]

What will you have for thanksgiving dinner?

Stove top stuffing

Sigh....