Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I know things must change.  What I need is a new attitude on my health.  I asked God on the way home from work to give me that new attitude and the desire, willpower, and discipline to make the changes I need to make and stick to them. 

Whataburger for lunch.

God will get to it.  I mean, he's not Superman.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I know things must change.  What I need is a new attitude on my health.  I asked God on the way home from work to give me that new attitude and the desire, willpower, and discipline to make the changes I need to make and stick to them. 

Whataburger for lunch.

Tomorrow, I will probably have Chick-fil-a for lunch and try to eat light when I go to the McDonald's on the turnpike for dinner.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Bushie, do you like tuna at all? A tuna sandwich (or baguette or filled roll or whatever) makes for a light and filling midday meal and is pretty healthy all told.

[King]

It's already been established the only two options for lunch in the world are ham sandwiches and Whataburger now, for some reason. Y'all wasting your time.

BTW, according to Google Maps, Whataburger is apparently 4 miles away from where he works. And according to Yelp, there are 62 restaurants within a 5 mile radius of his job. But again, and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS, the only two options for lunch are ham sandwiches and Whataburger.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I got home late last night and didn't feel like fixing anything for lunch today.  Plus, this is a de facto Friday.  I never take my lunch on Friday's.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Ugh. This is sickening. At this point Bushie is about one step up from the average Flannery O'Connor character at the beginning of his or her respective story, spiritually speaking.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I got home late last night and didn't feel like fixing anything for lunch today.  Plus, this is a de facto Friday.  I never take my lunch on Friday's.

So, extending the commitment to your pointless routine on a "de facto Friday" is more important than your health.  But that shouldn't even matter, because there are 62 restaurants within 10 minutes of your work, and Whataburger is apparently the only option.

You are truly hopeless.   

[King]

TGI De Facto Friday.

[politicus]

Ugh. This is sickening. At this point Bushie is about one step up from the average Flannery O'Connor character at the beginning of his or her respectively story, spiritually speaking.

I would say he is on par, but maybe I haven't read enough to judge it accurately.

Mary Flannery O'Connor: "Anything that comes out of the South is going to be called grotesque by the northern reader, unless it is grotesque, in which case it is going to be called realistic."

Seems relevant to Update..

[Lief 🗽]

Guys treating himself to a restaurant meal as a reward at the end of a long work week, even if the work week is only three days long, is perfectly normal and there is NOTHING WRONG with abandoning his diet to do so.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Guys treating himself to a restaurant meal as a reward at the end of a long work week, even if the work week is only three days long, is perfectly normal and there is NOTHING WRONG with abandoning his diet to do so.

Agreed.  I"m picking up Channa Masala and Dal Saga on the way home to show my support.

[Joe Biden 2020]

You guys will love this:  my family will indulge in Braum's tonight before we put up the Christmas Tree.  RIP "Diet"...

[King]

You guys will love this:  my family will indulge in Braum's tonight before we put up the Christmas Tree.  RIP "Diet"...

RIP Fourth Wall

[Lief 🗽]

Too bad God hasn't given Bushie the willpower and discipline yet to say no to his parents trying to force feed him Braums. I really hope He gets around to doing it soon.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

You guys will love this:  my family will indulge in Braum's tonight before we put up the Christmas Tree.  RIP "Diet"...

We'll be laughing at your funeral.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I love when Bushie trolls us. It's why I know he'll never lose weight.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

How are your kids?  Have you Christmas shopped for them yet?  It's not like Kenya is 2 or 3 mail days away, you know?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How are your kids?  Have you Christmas shopped for them yet?  It's not like Kenya is 2 or 3 mail days away, you know?

He's lost interest in his kids. I wonder if he even sent them gifts for their birthday or letters anymore?

[DemPGH]

He's consciously making terrible choices. Shame of this is that at Bushie's size and diet, he could be a pretty good nose tackle.

And Al makes a good suggestion - tuna is very tasty and generally healthy. Around here we put onions and or celery in it to really give it taste. But nah, that's not happening.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

He's consciously making terrible choices. Shame of this is that at Bushie's size and diet, he could be a pretty good nose tackle.

And Al makes a good suggestion - tuna is very tasty and generally healthy. Around here we put onions and or celery in it to really give it taste. But nah, that's not happening.

Grilled tuna steak, rare........awesome.

[Lief 🗽]

I'm pretty sure Bushie doesn't eat fish. At least I don't remember him ever eating fish.

[King]

He's consciously making terrible choices. Shame of this is that at Bushie's size and diet, he could be a pretty good nose tackle.

He's only 5'7". Too short for nose tackle.

The real loss in the NT community was Michael Brown.

[#CriminalizeSobriety]

IIRC Bushie's diet (or what he calls a diet) doesn't apply to weekends. If this is a de-facto Friday, does that mean he has a four-day weekend?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Ugh. This is sickening. At this point Bushie is about one step up from the average Flannery O'Connor character at the beginning of his or her respectively story, spiritually speaking.

I would say he is on par, but maybe I haven't read enough to judge it accurately.

No, you're absolutely right, I was just being charitable.

[DemPGH]

Tuna's cheap and easy to whip up, Bushie. or you can get it as Subway. Try it! And switch to Subway.

He's consciously making terrible choices. Shame of this is that at Bushie's size and diet, he could be a pretty good nose tackle.

And Al makes a good suggestion - tuna is very tasty and generally healthy. Around here we put onions and or celery in it to really give it taste. But nah, that's not happening.

Grilled tuna steak, rare........awesome.

You bet! I had one as close to well as they would cook it about a month or so ago. Breath mints afterward, but yeah, delicious.

He's consciously making terrible choices. Shame of this is that at Bushie's size and diet, he could be a pretty good nose tackle.

He's only 5'7".

Oh, damn.