Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping
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« Reply #350 on: November 26, 2014, 04:09:13 PM »
Grumps, thank you for asking.  I sent them both a Christmas box with little gifts and necessities like hygiene products, socks, and little toys.  I also included a letter to both of them.
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« Reply #351 on: November 26, 2014, 04:09:24 PM »
At least we know he'll eat healthier on Thanksgiving as Grandma will serve green beans.
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« Reply #352 on: November 26, 2014, 04:40:00 PM »
Quote from: Lief on November 26, 2014, 03:55:20 PM
I'm pretty sure Bushie doesn't eat fish. At least I don't remember him ever eating fish.

Well, he might eat this stuff:
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« Reply #353 on: November 26, 2014, 05:15:05 PM »
The weekend is underway!!  He just came to us 5 minutes ago and said "Happy Thanksgiving, get out of here, see you on Monday!"
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« Reply #354 on: November 26, 2014, 05:49:20 PM »
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At least we know he'll eat healthier on Thanksgiving as Grandma will serve green beans.

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« Reply #355 on: November 26, 2014, 05:57:30 PM »
Quote from: Christmas Bushie 2014 on November 26, 2014, 05:15:05 PM
The weekend is underway!!  He just came to us 5 minutes ago and said "Happy Thanksgiving, get out of here, see you on Monday!"

Jesus stopped by to wish you a happy Thanksgiving?
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« Reply #356 on: November 26, 2014, 06:19:13 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Morden on November 26, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
Quote from: Christmas Bushie 2014 on November 26, 2014, 05:15:05 PM
The weekend is underway!!  He just came to us 5 minutes ago and said "Happy Thanksgiving, get out of here, see you on Monday!"

Jesus stopped by to wish you a happy Thanksgiving?

Bushie's supervisor is Hispanic?
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« Reply #357 on: November 26, 2014, 06:21:45 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on November 26, 2014, 06:19:13 PM
Quote from: Mr. Morden on November 26, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
Quote from: Christmas Bushie 2014 on November 26, 2014, 05:15:05 PM
The weekend is underway!!  He just came to us 5 minutes ago and said "Happy Thanksgiving, get out of here, see you on Monday!"

Jesus stopped by to wish you a happy Thanksgiving?

Bushie's supervisor is Hispanic?

Uh oh.
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« Reply #358 on: November 26, 2014, 06:38:20 PM »
bushie is off for 4 days.  rip physical movement of any sort.
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« Reply #359 on: November 26, 2014, 07:01:49 PM »
Quote from: WalterMitty on November 26, 2014, 06:38:20 PM
bushie is off for 4 days.  rip physical movement of any sort.

I'd definitely be interested in knowing what he weighs right now and what he weighs at the end of the four days.
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« Reply #360 on: November 26, 2014, 08:16:12 PM »
The weight now is 288.  I'll check in with you Monday morning.
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« Reply #361 on: November 26, 2014, 08:21:15 PM »
Quote from: HockeyDude on November 26, 2014, 06:21:45 PM
Quote from: Joe Republic on November 26, 2014, 06:19:13 PM
Quote from: Mr. Morden on November 26, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
Quote from: Christmas Bushie 2014 on November 26, 2014, 05:15:05 PM
The weekend is underway!!  He just came to us 5 minutes ago and said "Happy Thanksgiving, get out of here, see you on Monday!"

Jesus stopped by to wish you a happy Thanksgiving?

Bushie's supervisor is Hispanic?

Uh oh.

We have a growing Latino population in Oklahoma City and Tulsa.  Mostly very nice people.  My boss doesn't appear to be Latino, but I don't know his actual ethnicity.
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« Reply #362 on: November 26, 2014, 08:29:22 PM »
Quote from: Eraserhead on November 26, 2014, 07:01:49 PM
Quote from: WalterMitty on November 26, 2014, 06:38:20 PM
bushie is off for 4 days.  rip physical movement of any sort.

I'd definitely be interested in knowing what he weighs right now and what he weighs at the end of the four days.

Thanksgiving = productive dumps = weight loss.

Speaking of which, would you rather spend 5 minutes in the Clan Bushie's bathroom post-Turkey or sleep in a dumpster for a night?
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« Reply #363 on: November 27, 2014, 12:02:49 AM »
« Edited: November 27, 2014, 12:04:24 AM by IceSpear »
Quote from: IceSpear on November 26, 2014, 05:11:11 AM
Bushie, have you ever considered gastric bypass surgery? I heard it can work wonders, and its permanent unlike lipo.

Asking this again because I'm genuinely curious and you ignored it. And I'm not just saying this to make fun of you, it could actually help you change your life. Would the Indian healthcare cover the procedure? Here's an example of a before and after pic.
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« Reply #364 on: November 27, 2014, 07:24:47 AM »
Good Thanksgiving morning! Along with this supposedly being a high holy day in the Roman Catholic Church celebrating Jesus' first encounter with the indigenous people of the present day United States, it is also the day when Our Dear Friend gets to watch his putrid Dallas Cowboys lose at home to my Philadelphia Eagles!
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« Reply #365 on: November 27, 2014, 08:54:34 AM »
Happy Thanksgiving Morning to all my update participants, both protagonist and antagonist.  May your day be filled with faith, family, feasts, and football.  Sorry, Phil, both teams are evenly matched so I fully expect a Cowboys' victory!
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« Reply #366 on: November 27, 2014, 09:03:25 AM »
A PSA:

Atheists, agnostics, Hebrews, Ay-rabs, Injun elephant-worshipers, and other blasphemous heathens, please note that Our Dear Friend in his infinite wisdom not one week ago opened our willfully ignorant eyes to the true nature of Thanksgiving, a most pure Christian celebration of thanks to the magic sky baby.

Please refrain from feelings of gratefulness and enjoyment on this most holy of Christian holidays.  Fu King is open until 10pm and Penguins Of Madagascar will be showing at 3:00, 5:15, and 7:10pm at the multiplex next to Wendy's. 

Thank you.
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« Reply #367 on: November 27, 2014, 09:33:20 AM »
bushie do you plan to take at least a short walk at any time during the next 4 days?
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« Reply #368 on: November 27, 2014, 09:42:13 AM »
Walter, I don't know about walking, but I do plan on bowling Saturday evening.  That pitiful excuse for a bowling trip last weekend left a bad taste in my mouth.
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« Reply #369 on: November 27, 2014, 11:00:32 AM »
Quote from: Christmas Bushie 2014 on November 27, 2014, 08:54:34 AM
Happy Thanksgiving Morning to all my update participants, both protagonist and antagonist.  May your day be filled with faith, family, feasts, and football.  Sorry, Phil, both teams are evenly matched so I fully expect a Cowboys' victory!

sh**t, forgot to pick up the faith. Hope Kroger isn't all out!
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« Reply #370 on: November 27, 2014, 11:53:34 AM »
Praise God, Bushie! Happy Thanksgiving to you and  your family, and go Eagles! Wink
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« Reply #371 on: November 27, 2014, 12:04:45 PM »
Quote from: Christmas Bushie 2014 on November 26, 2014, 02:13:22 PM
I got home late last night and didn't feel like fixing anything for lunch today.  Plus, this is a de facto Friday.  I never take my lunch on Friday's.

Bushie's life is so full of arbitrary rules it's no wonder nobody here can get through to him.
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« Reply #372 on: November 27, 2014, 12:51:00 PM »
Quote from: Christmas Bushie 2014 on November 26, 2014, 02:13:22 PM
I got home late last night and didn't feel like fixing anything for lunch today.  Plus, this is a de facto Friday.  I never take my lunch on Friday's.

How the hell are you not dead yet?
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« Reply #373 on: November 27, 2014, 01:00:01 PM »
Bushie will spend today eating and sleeping.
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« Reply #374 on: November 27, 2014, 01:07:57 PM »
Quote from: RIP Mechaman on November 27, 2014, 01:00:01 PM
Bushie will spend every day eating and sleeping.

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