Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie, now that you're at Granny's house, have you stopped watching porn?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Phil, I won't be drowning my Thunder loss sorrows in comfort food.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Grumps, I, admittedly, still watch it after she's gone to bed with the volume on real low.

[King]

Grumps, I, admittedly, still watch it after she's gone to bed with the volume on real low.

Headphones, Bushie, headphones.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

What's wrong with the pop?  You gloss over a healthy meal and focus on the pop, which has no calories on its own?  That's pretty arrogant.

Well soda, you see, has literally no nutritional value. Read that again: Literally none. Your body gets absolutely no benefit from drinking it. It's nothing but empty calories, and you definitely don't need to be eating those.

I lost 50 pounds simply by not drinking soda.

[King]

Diet pop is not a problem for Bushie's weight loss but it is a problem for his chronic headaches. It dehydrates him.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Lunch time.  Time for another wrap.

[Simfan34]

Grumps, I, admittedly, still watch it after she's gone to bed with the volume on real low.

...the hell? I actually waved my arms around in exasperation. Someone just gave me a look. But, I mean, seriously? What? How is this at all compatible with your melange of religious "beliefs"? And in your grandmother's house?

I mean, it's a bit different with my grandmother living on another continent and whatnot, but I could never conceive of watching pornographic material in my grandmother's house, particularly if said aged grandmother cooked and cleaned for me. Then again, I struggle to conceive either of the former, or the latter, which seems even more morally repugnant.

You are a despicable human being, I think I it is safe to say. No one, those "relations" included, should be having an 89 (?) year-old woman regularly cook and clean after them. Maybe it's an Ethiopian thing (the Ghanaians, at least according to my father, prefer to spend heavily on their elderly after their deaths), but I can hardly think of anything more vile and base than that. I'd rather starve than be in such a position.

[WalterMitty]

bushie, how much do you spend eating out per month?  it has to be $300-400.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Grumps, I, admittedly, still watch it after she's gone to bed with the volume on real low.

...the hell? I actually waved my arms around in exasperation. Someone just gave me a look. But, I mean, seriously? What? How is this at all compatible with your melange of religious "beliefs"? And in your grandmother's house?

I mean, it's a bit different with my grandmother living on another continent and whatnot, but I could never conceive of watching pornographic material in my grandmother's house, particularly if said aged grandmother cooked and cleaned for me. Then again, I struggle to conceive either of the former, or the latter, which seems even more morally repugnant.

You are a despicable human being, I think I it is safe to say. No one, those "relations" included, should be having an 89 (?) year-old woman regularly cook and clean after them. Maybe it's an Ethiopian thing (the Ghanaians, at least according to my father, prefer to spend heavily on their elderly after their deaths), but I can hardly think of anything more vile and base than that. I'd rather starve than be in such a position.

Easy there, tiger!

[Joe Biden 2020]

bushie, how much do you spend eating out per month?  it has to be $300-400.

Since I've been with my grandmother, I only eat out maybe twice a week, so maybe $75? Maybe $100 if I get real ambitious.  Still too much, but not near the $300 you mentioned.

[WalterMitty]

bushie, how much do you spend eating out per month?  it has to be $300-400.

Since I've been with my grandmother, I only eat out maybe twice a week, so maybe $75? Maybe $100 if I get real ambitious.  Still too much, but not near the $300 you mentioned.

did you ever prepare any meal, no matter how small, when you lived in tulsa?

and doesnt it make you sick to write out a rent check for a place you arent even living at?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Honour your father and your mother implies grandparents as well, doesn't it?

[Simfan34]

Grumps, I, admittedly, still watch it after she's gone to bed with the volume on real low.

...the hell? I actually waved my arms around in exasperation. Someone just gave me a look. But, I mean, seriously? What? How is this at all compatible with your melange of religious "beliefs"? And in your grandmother's house?

I mean, it's a bit different with my grandmother living on another continent and whatnot, but I could never conceive of watching pornographic material in my grandmother's house, particularly if said aged grandmother cooked and cleaned for me. Then again, I struggle to conceive either of the former, or the latter, which seems even more morally repugnant.

You are a despicable human being, I think I it is safe to say. No one, those "relations" included, should be having an 89 (?) year-old woman regularly cook and clean after them. Maybe it's an Ethiopian thing (the Ghanaians, at least according to my father, prefer to spend heavily on their elderly after their deaths), but I can hardly think of anything more vile and base than that. I'd rather starve than be in such a position.

Easy there, tiger!

Fair point. I am repeating myself. As is everyone in this farce.

[Eraserhead]

Grumps, I, admittedly, still watch it after she's gone to bed with the volume on real low.

...the hell? I actually waved my arms around in exasperation. Someone just gave me a look. But, I mean, seriously? What? How is this at all compatible with your melange of religious "beliefs"? And in your grandmother's house?

I mean, it's a bit different with my grandmother living on another continent and whatnot, but I could never conceive of watching pornographic material in my grandmother's house, particularly if said aged grandmother cooked and cleaned for me. Then again, I struggle to conceive either of the former, or the latter, which seems even more morally repugnant.

You are a despicable human being, I think I it is safe to say. No one, those "relations" included, should be having an 89 (?) year-old woman regularly cook and clean after them. Maybe it's an Ethiopian thing (the Ghanaians, at least according to my father, prefer to spend heavily on their elderly after their deaths), but I can hardly think of anything more vile and base than that. I'd rather starve than be in such a position.

Easy there, tiger!

I personally couldn't care less about you watching porn at your grandma's but why the hell don't you at least wear headphones or earbuds? Also, please tell me you lock your door.

By the way, are you paying for the porn again? Are these new subscriptions?

[Lief 🗽]

Bushie don't listen to these worryworts. There's nothing wrong with having a nice relaxing wank at the end of a long day at work. I would, though, just implore you on two unrelated points: First, please don't pay for any of it. In this day and age, free and high-definition pornography is just a click away. Second, try to avoid any of the more misogynistic stuff, or anything that reinforces particularly harmful patriarchal tropes. Maybe seek out some feminist pornography to balance against the mainstream stuff. It's always good to mix your hardcore interracial bukkake gangbang scenes with some by-and-for lesbian scenes or some femdom stuff.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Grumps, I, admittedly, still watch it after she's gone to bed with the volume on real low.

...the hell? I actually waved my arms around in exasperation. Someone just gave me a look. But, I mean, seriously? What? How is this at all compatible with your melange of religious "beliefs"? And in your grandmother's house?

I mean, it's a bit different with my grandmother living on another continent and whatnot, but I could never conceive of watching pornographic material in my grandmother's house, particularly if said aged grandmother cooked and cleaned for me. Then again, I struggle to conceive either of the former, or the latter, which seems even more morally repugnant.

You are a despicable human being, I think I it is safe to say. No one, those "relations" included, should be having an 89 (?) year-old woman regularly cook and clean after them. Maybe it's an Ethiopian thing (the Ghanaians, at least according to my father, prefer to spend heavily on their elderly after their deaths), but I can hardly think of anything more vile and base than that. I'd rather starve than be in such a position.

Easy there, tiger!

I apologize for using a year-old meme but...

Wow. Very comeback. Such devastating riposte. Wow.

Bushie don't listen to these worryworts. There's nothing wrong with having a nice relaxing wank at the end of a long day at work. I would, though, just implore you on two unrelated points: First, please don't pay for any of it. In this day and age, free and high-definition pornography is just a click away. Second, try to avoid any of the more misogynistic stuff, or anything that reinforces particularly harmful patriarchal tropes. Maybe seek out some feminist pornography to balance against the mainstream stuff. It's always good to mix your hardcore interracial bukkake gangbang scenes with some by-and-for lesbian scenes or some femdom stuff.

Lesbian? Femdom?! That ain't good Christian porno, buster, no sirree!

[Simfan34]

Bushie don't listen to these worryworts. There's nothing wrong with having a nice relaxing wank at the end of a long day at work. I would, though, just implore you on two unrelated points: First, please don't pay for any of it. In this day and age, free and high-definition pornography is just a click away. Second, try to avoid any of the more misogynistic stuff, or anything that reinforces particularly harmful patriarchal tropes. Maybe seek out some feminist pornography to balance against the mainstream stuff. It's always good to mix your hardcore interracial bukkake gangbang scenes with some by-and-for lesbian scenes or some femdom stuff.

He's not working, and he's not in his own bed, not eating his own food, etc, etc, so I'd say he has no right to do what he wants.

Also I'm bemused and slightly concerned by your characterisation of interracial... erm... yeah... as "misogynistic", "harmful", and "patriarchal". Of course I'm taking your quote out of context. It sounds awful.

I wonder if he watches videos of people who look like him.

[Lief 🗽]

Interracial porn, as a mainstream porn genre, is incredibly bad. It's basically made for self-hating racists. This is less the case when it's a white guy and a black girl, but the treatment of black men by mainstream porn is horrible imo. (Obviously I'm not saying there's anything wrong with interracial sex, just its treatment by the porn industry.)

On the bukakke subject, it depends on how the scene is directed and acted. It can be a very empowering thing for the female actress at the center of it all. It can also just be an exercise in humiliation and degradation, as pretty much the most extreme sort of sexual objectification.

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

Bushie, why do you never smile in pictures (at least the small subset I've seen photoshopped and posted to the forum)?

[Eraserhead]

Does Bushie ever watch lesbain porn or is he all about that boring one guy/one girl missionary position crap?

[Lief 🗽]

Does Bushie ever watch lesbain porn or is he all about that boring one guy/one girl missionary position crap?

IIRC it was softcore Playboy Channel stuff.

[J-Mann]

Change the title of this thread to "Melancholy and the Infinite Fapping."

[King]

Perhaps Bushie should give erotic literature a try instead.

[IceSpear]

Is masturbation/viewing pornography a felony in Oklahoma?