Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Wow, clearly I need to go to the South to get my MBA (assuming there is a legitimate school south of the Mason Dixon - in other words, guess I can't). That's what making me look into other types of graduate degrees.


Is this the reason why  "Campus Mugshots" keeps showing up on my newsfeed? These students in the south (GA/FL I think) are constantly arrested for seemingly minor things that don't warrant more than a citation.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Oh sweet Jesus he's back on the Kenya planning because God talked to him again.

[Lief 🗽]

Oh sweet Jesus he's back on the Kenya planning because God talked to him again.

That boy ain't right. Sounds like Papa Bushie did not give him a long hard whoopin' at their family meeting, like I suggested.

[Gustaf]

Hooray for males on internet arguing about what feminists want under the sheets.

I recognize that different women want different things under different circumstances because they are different people. Others seem to take another view, thinking that sex, and indeed any facet of life remotely related to interaction with the opposite sex, must be traumatic for all women in all contexts because Women Are Very Fragile. If one of these people wants to dodge his own very problematic (and frankly, misogynistic) position and instead focus on ad hominems, that's his prerogative.

I think that if you understood feminism better you might realize that we kind of oppose abusing people more generally. Fragile or not.

[free my dawg]

In other news, bar Brady and Lacy going off, I'm pretty sure I just lost to Bushie in fantasy football.

[Indy Texas]

Wow, clearly I need to go to the South to get my MBA (assuming there is a legitimate school south of the Mason Dixon - in other words, guess I can't).

Sure there are.

#11 - University of Virginia (Darden)
#14 - Duke University (Fuqua)
#15 - University of Texas (McCombs)
#19 - University of North Carolina (Kenan-Flagler)
#20 - Emory University (Goizueta)
#25 - Vanderbilt University (Owen)

[Keystone Phil]

Our Dear Friend and I will be at odds this week. No, no, it's not over the Roma vs. Manchester City Champions League match; it'll be war over the Eagles vs. Cowboys exactly a week from now! Pick your sides.

[King]

There was one man brave and wise enough to burn the South with fire.



Sadly, he is long dead.

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It's shame Sherman never sought the Presidency and took out Executive Orders for his vision of the South. We'd all be better today.

[Smash255]

Our Dear Friend and I will be at odds this week. No, no, it's not over the Roma vs. Manchester City Champions League match; it'll be war over the Eagles vs. Cowboys exactly a week from now! Pick your sides.

The only time I can root for the Eagles, when they play the Cowboys.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Getting a Master's has to be more difficult than simply holding down the relatively low skilled and not all that difficult jobs Bushie constantly gets fired from. Plus while everyone who's graduated college knows it's not that difficult to skip class constantly and still pass (at least in some majors) that's probably not true for a graduate program, and Bushie is likely going to be missing multiple classes a week because of his tummyaches or his headache going up to a grade 4 and will probably miss an entire day of class if it ever snows. Remember that he basically phoned it in at CADD school and appears to have just barely passed, and a master's program will be far more unforgiving to things like not doing his final project than some community college CADD program. Bushie wouldn't have any chance of actually getting an MBA.

[Keystone Phil]

I know I shouldn't be giving him any ideas but look at this American "masterpiece": http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-pizza-hut-doritos-crust-pizza-20141205-story.html

Something so appropriate for BushOK's tastebuds! And remember: this is something his family would consider "good" pizza! Mmmmmmm!

[King]

I know I shouldn't be giving him any ideas but look at this American "masterpiece": http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-pizza-hut-doritos-crust-pizza-20141205-story.html

Something so appropriate for BushOK's tastebuds! And remember: this is something his family would consider "good" pizza! Mmmmmmm!

http://youtu.be/31JNEVHZxO8

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie, don't you think dumping the Tulsa rent and mega-cable package will help you pay off your debts and get to Kenya faster?

[Smash255]

I know I shouldn't be giving him any ideas but look at this American "masterpiece": http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-pizza-hut-doritos-crust-pizza-20141205-story.html

Something so appropriate for BushOK's tastebuds! And remember: this is something his family would consider "good" pizza! Mmmmmmm!

[Barf]

As someone who probably eats more Pizza than Bushie, I can't figure out what is worse, this on Papa John's Frito's Chilli's Pizza. 

[King]

Another Onion homage to the Update story:

[memphis]

I know I shouldn't be giving him any ideas but look at this American "masterpiece": http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-pizza-hut-doritos-crust-pizza-20141205-story.html

Something so appropriate for BushOK's tastebuds! And remember: this is something his family would consider "good" pizza! Mmmmmmm!

[Barf]

As someone who probably eats more Pizza than Bushie, I can't figure out what is worse, this on Papa John's Frito's Chilli's Pizza. 

The Frito's Chili Pizza was last month's promotion. They are currently offering a Philly cheesesteak pizza. Lol.

[Smash255]

I know I shouldn't be giving him any ideas but look at this American "masterpiece": http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-pizza-hut-doritos-crust-pizza-20141205-story.html

Something so appropriate for BushOK's tastebuds! And remember: this is something his family would consider "good" pizza! Mmmmmmm!

[Barf]

As someone who probably eats more Pizza than Bushie, I can't figure out what is worse, this on Papa John's Frito's Chilli's Pizza. 

The Frito's Chili Pizza was last month's promotion. They are currently offering a Philly cheesesteak pizza. Lol.

Once again  Barf

[Sopranos Republican]

I know I shouldn't be giving him any ideas but look at this American "masterpiece": http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-pizza-hut-doritos-crust-pizza-20141205-story.html

Something so appropriate for BushOK's tastebuds! And remember: this is something his family would consider "good" pizza! Mmmmmmm!

If only Sherman were still alive today. Maybe he'd also burn down Pizza Hut and Papa John's, along with the South!

[7,052,770]

I ordered a Frito Chili Pizza (like 6 weeks ago, come guys...) and it was pretty good. Probably won't order it again, and I'm not sure it should legally be called "pizza," but as a food item, I enjoyed it.

[Keystone Phil]

I ordered a Frito Chili Pizza (like 6 weeks ago, come guys...) and it was pretty good. Probably won't order it again, and I'm not sure it should legally be called "pizza," but as a food item, I enjoyed it.

Of course you did!

[memphis]

I ordered a Frito Chili Pizza (like 6 weeks ago, come guys...) and it was pretty good. Probably won't order it again, and I'm not sure it should legally be called "pizza," but as a food item, I enjoyed it.

They don't have it anymore. It was a limited time only promotion anyway, but it sold horribly, and lost the company a lot of money. I've alluded to my pizza days many times. It was PJ's and I still know a ton of people who work/manage their stores. I started working there in 2006, they do several special limited time only promotions per year, and this is the greatest flop in all those years.  That particular special pizza was gross, but there is such a thing as food genre fusion. The pearl clutching by the uber-conservative wanna foodies is sheer foolishness. Food like everything else about life is dynamic. Deal with it.

[Keystone Phil]

Memphis, I'm not going to apologize for rightfully calling you out as a piece of garbage for liking trash "food." Deal with it.

[memphis]

Memphis, I'm not going to apologize for rightfully calling you out as a piece of garbage for liking trash "food." Deal with it.

I was agreeing that the Frito sucked... Harry and I are not the same person.

[Keystone Phil]

Memphis, I'm not going to apologize for rightfully calling you out as a piece of garbage for liking trash "food." Deal with it.

I was agreeing that the Frito sucked... Harry and I are not the same person.

I believe you referred to me as a pearl clutcher because I'm not some animal.

[Smash255]

I ordered a Frito Chili Pizza (like 6 weeks ago, come guys...) and it was pretty good. Probably won't order it again, and I'm not sure it should legally be called "pizza," but as a food item, I enjoyed it.

Nothing from Papa John's should be considered Pizza