Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

[WalterMitty]

he doesnt like cadd.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

he doesnt like cadd.

No way.  Not at all.  It's not what he has in mind.   I doubt he even puts on a suit and grabs a briefcase.  Not that he would ever need to, but I'm sure he tried. 

[Adam Griffin]

So, am I correct in my understanding that the reason Bushie's stayed away from Update for nearly a week is because he's feeling offended on behalf of the Tulsa apartment?

Not just update, but away from the Forum. He's posted just once since quitting update. Interestingly though, he has logged in today.

This was all planned, of course.

[AndrewTX]

LOL, how is he not dead yet

[Eraserhead]

Eek, he missed another day already. I'm afraid he'll be escorted out of the building in the near future.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Eek, he missed another day already. I'm afraid he'll escorted out of the building in the near future.

He's missed more days in 6 weeks than I have in 6 years.  Lol. RIP. 

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Eek, he missed another day already. I'm afraid he'll escorted out of the building in the near future.

Add "dizzy spells" to tummyaches, headaches, and backaches as the list of minor ailments that will render him disabled for the day. 

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Per this from Google's Xmas Village:

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Clearly Bushie should be considering the Philippines instead of Kenya.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Per this from Google's Xmas Village:

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Clearly Bushie should be considering the Philippines instead of Kenya.

Isn't it funny that the biggest Christians are always the ones that have had it thrust upon them in all manners by the white man?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Poor bushie. I assume the diet is dead too. He's probably nursing his headache and spells at Braum's.

[King]

Poor bushie. I assume the diet is dead too. He's probably nursing his headache and spells at Braum's.

"You guys won't believe this, but chocolate shakes from Braum's actually reduce my headaches slightly."

[Lief 🗽]

There's been talk of fried chicken on the facial books...

[ROIDRAGER#BB]

I need to eat more vegetables and I will do so.  Maybe not every single meal, but most meals.  As far as exercise, I need to make the time to do it.

Bro, your the fattest loser i've ever seen. You got bitch/man tits. I can bench press 250, im shredded/maxed out/buff as hell, your a fat BETA MALE WHO NEEDS TO GET OFF THE COUCH AND LIFT A WEIGHT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS YOU FAT MCDONALDS EATING FATTY. I AM THE ALPHA MALE AND A DEMI GOD OF FITNESS.

[Indy Texas]

I need to eat more vegetables and I will do so.  Maybe not every single meal, but most meals.  As far as exercise, I need to make the time to do it.

Bro, your the fattest loser i've ever seen. You got bitch/man tits. I can bench press 250, im shredded/maxed out/buff as hell, your a fat BETA MALE WHO NEEDS TO GET OFF THE COUCH AND LIFT A WEIGHT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS YOU FAT MCDONALDS EATING FATTY. I AM THE ALPHA MALE AND A DEMI GOD OF FITNESS.

Finally a new character has been introduced to make up for the lull in the present story arc. Let's see how this goes...I'll make some popcorn.

[WalterMitty]

Poor bushie. I assume the diet is dead too. He's probably nursing his headache and spells at Braum's.

there is nothing wrong with unwinding with comfort food after a full 24 hour work week.

[Indy Texas]

Poor bushie. I assume the diet is dead too. He's probably nursing his headache and spells at Braum's.

there is nothing wrong ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG with unwinding with comfort food after a full 24 hour work week.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

ODF is practicing economic forecasting and economic history without a license. Ugh.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

ODF is practicing economic forecasting and economic history without a license. Ugh.

What's he saying?

[WalterMitty]

ODF is practicing economic forecasting and economic history without a license. Ugh.

it isnt going better than his weather forecasting, apparently. 

[Indy Texas]

ODF is practicing economic forecasting and economic history without a license. Ugh.

it isnt going better than his weather forecasting, apparently. 

If it's the forecasting and history of his own finances, then I assume it's wishful thinking bordering on delusion, and implausible denial, respectively.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

ODF is practicing economic forecasting and economic history without a license. Ugh.

What's he saying?

He's talking about how the drop in oil prices is signaling a potential recession, which I guess could be true, but as of now all the economic indicators are showing that the economy is still in solid shape, albeit income inequality is still a problem. The one good thing about the drop in oil is that people are spending that extra income on consumer goods, as the CPI is at the highest levels in years.

The only thing the low oil is hurting is profits at oil companies, and that has actually hurt the stock market. I am invested in several natural gas drilling companies and have seen their stock prices drop 60-80%, and now the overall markets are selling off too. I have no idea if this is short term or what, but I can't see oil prices staying this cheap forever.

[King]

Well, it might be a recession for oil states like Texas and Oklahoma. Low oil prices will stimulate growth for everyone else, though.

[Indy Texas]

Well, it might be a recession for oil states like Texas and Oklahoma. Low oil prices will stimulate growth for everyone else, though.

At least Oklahoma has its lucrative Call Center-Industrial Complex to fall back on.

[Eraserhead]

I'm interested to see where this sleep apnea storyline is going...

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I'm interested to see where this sleep apnea storyline is going...

He has no clue how serious this is. If it's not treated it's RIP.