Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

[Lief 🗽]

am i understanding this correctly:  bushie is going to get up at 4am to watch some clock on a website?  but he only cares about when the 'civilized' countries ring in the new year.

You mean you're not going to do that?

im probably not going to ring in the new year in my own time zone.

It's doubtful Bushie will either, in spite of what he says his plans are.  Once he watches the Kiribati clock change at 4am, he'll already have started focusing on Easter.

Yup, he seems to "focus" on holidays way too early and then he gets sick of them before they're even over. He was done with Christmas by mid-afternoon today, despite the fact that Christmas season is supposed to go through early January. I fear his poor Christmas tree will be sitting on the curb by tomorrow morning.

[memphis]

I doubt very much he uses a real tree. He puts it upin September, long before anybody sells the real ones. No, his tree shaped piece of plastic is probably already collecting dust in a closet though.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

ODF is on his way to blowing more of Papa's money tomorrow.  Poor Papa. 

My money, not his.

You're paying your own credit card bill?  Awesome.

[Keystone Phil]

Yeah, I remember this from years past: isn't his tree down the very next day? Makes zero sense.

[WalterMitty]

it is an interesting question:  how does bushie determine whether a country is 'civilized?'

[Franzl]

it is an interesting question:  how does bushie determine whether a country is 'civilized?'

density of fast food joints?

[WalterMitty]

it is an interesting question:  how does bushie determine whether a country is 'civilized?'

density of fast food joints?

given the obesity rates in karabati, im assuming it is well populated with mcdonalds.

[politicus]

it is an interesting question:  how does bushie determine whether a country is 'civilized?'

density of fast food joints?

given the obesity rates in karabati, im assuming it is well populated with mcdonalds.

Nah, most of the small Pacific Island nations and territories managed to develop obesity problems without US fast food chains. Only Samoa, Fiji, French Polynesia, Northern Marianas and Guam have McDs.

Also: Kiribati, not Karabati.

[memphis]

There really is a wikipedia article for every topic.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_Pacific

[WalterMitty]

maybe bushie should forget about kenya and instead go convert the heathens living on the pacific islands.  he would be a slim there!

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

maybe bushie should forget about kenya and instead go convert the heathens living on the pacific islands.  he would be a slim there!

Heathens? The Pacific Islands are already overwhelmingly Christian. By a far greater percentage than the US is.

[WalterMitty]

maybe bushie should forget about kenya and instead go convert the heathens living on the pacific islands.  he would be a slim there!

Heathens? The Pacific Islands are already overwhelmingly Christian. By a far greater percentage than the US is.

catholics are christians too.  how does bushie feel about them?

the fact is that pacific islanders arent southern baptists.  so.  they are by definition heathens.

[King]

Fat is seen as sign  of  beauty in the 'Nesias. He might be a hot commodity among the ladies there.

[WalterMitty]

i think bushie is using 'civilized' instead of 'inhabited.'

[#CriminalizeSobriety]

'Reverend' Bushie, would you/have you tried this sandwich?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmxnJPqud7c

[Lief 🗽]

Apparently Our Dear Friend and I were in the same state today. AMA.

[Keystone Phil]

Apparently Our Dear Friend and I were in the same state today. AMA.

And I have a friend moving to Texas soon. Before even seeing BushOK's status, I suggested to my friend that we meet up with Our Dear Friend.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

'Reverend' Bushie, would you/have you tried this sandwich?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmxnJPqud7c

From the same channel, I'd imagine that Bushie has Grandmama whip him up one of these at the crack of every dawn to take with him for lunch along with a few celery sticks. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9al9hzPG7CM

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Apparently Our Dear Friend and I were in the same state today. AMA.

Yeah his missionary cousin mooches a ride from ODF.  God bless those poor African kids who meet up with this clan. Ugh.

[memphis]

'Reverend' Bushie, would you/have you tried this sandwich?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmxnJPqud7c

From the same channel, I'd imagine that Bushie has Grandmama whip him up one of these at the crack of every dawn to take with him for lunch along with a few celery sticks. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9al9hzPG7CM

Those recipes are too complicated for Bushie's family. They like instant food.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Apparently Our Dear Friend and I were in the same state today. AMA.

Yeah his missionary cousin mooches a ride from ODF.  God bless those poor African kids who meet up with this clan. Ugh.

That's nowhere near what happened, so you have no room to judge and condemn my cousins.  You cannot diminish the significance of what happened in our family.  They are doing a wonderful thing and nobody on the face of this planet can ever deny that.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

It's wonderful to convert innocent Muslim kids to Christianity?

[Joe Biden 2020]

It's wonderful to convert innocent Muslim kids to Christianity?

Absolutely.

[Keystone Phil]

Time to focus on the Crusades.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

It's wonderful to convert innocent Muslim kids to Christianity?

Absolutely.

Why?  They practice a religion. So your group uses manipulative tactics and teaches them Muslims are evil?