Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

[WalterMitty]

He's. Never. Dieting.  Can we move on? 

i agree.

bushie, why did allison dump you?

[WalterMitty]

15 straight gutterballs.  that is one heck of a metaphor.

[WalterMitty]

bushie is off for 4 days.  rip physical movement of any sort.

[WalterMitty]

bushie do you plan to take at least a short walk at any time during the next 4 days?

[WalterMitty]

did he ever find out how he could break his lease in tulsa.

i know he was focused on looking in to looking in to it a few pages ago.

[WalterMitty]

bushie can you confirm that youve gained about 25 pounds in 2 years?

[WalterMitty]

bushie can you confirm that youve gained about 25 pounds in 2 years?

Pretty close, but we're not going to talk about that tonight.  This is a holiday.

i used to think that way when i was a drinker.

it's a holiday!  why not get drunk!  nevermind that i was an alcoholic!

[WalterMitty]

It is confirmed, my friend and I will go bowling at 1800 this evening.

try not to pull anything. 

[WalterMitty]

Bushie is looking 300 in the eye and I'm not talking about a perfect score in bowling.

i think he is already there.

[WalterMitty]

... and a painful dump.

by bushie logic that means you are losing weight!  congrats!

[WalterMitty]

  Old country, southern cooking is not inherently unhealthy.

yes it is.

[WalterMitty]

will bushie work a full 24 hour week?

[WalterMitty]

will bushie work a full 24 hour week?

I've got every intention of working a full 40 hour week.

im taking the under.

[WalterMitty]

will bushie work a full 24 hour week?

I've got every intention of working a full 40 hour week.

im taking the under.

Me too.

my guess is he will bitch and moan about his headaches and his boss will finally get tired of him and tell him to go home.

he will then update  us with 'great news!!'

[WalterMitty]

bushie, how much do you spend eating out per month?  it has to be $300-400.

[WalterMitty]

bushie, how much do you spend eating out per month?  it has to be $300-400.

[WalterMitty]

bushie, how much do you spend eating out per month?  it has to be $300-400.

Since I've been with my grandmother, I only eat out maybe twice a week, so maybe $75? Maybe $100 if I get real ambitious.  Still too much, but not near the $300 you mentioned.

did you ever prepare any meal, no matter how small, when you lived in tulsa?

and doesnt it make you sick to write out a rent check for a place you arent even living at?

[WalterMitty]

so, let me get this straight:  not only is bushie wasting his mom's money on rent, he wasted all of that money on gas to drive back to tulsa for one night to watch a ball game on his super duper cable package?

wtf did you go back to tulsa for one night?

[WalterMitty]

what is the over/under of bushie's cable package?  i say $199/month

[WalterMitty]

how much do the parents bushie pay each month for him:

$700 rent?  just a guess.  maybe more or less.
at least $150 for cable.
at least $200 for him to be able to go  out to eat.
another $200 or so to 'snowball' his bills.
at least another $100 for gas and other 'necessities.

where are they getting this money?  im guessing they took out some major loans to finance his life.

[WalterMitty]

bushie shouldve gotten the mba.  it would have been better to go in debt for that rather than cad(D)

[WalterMitty]

how much do the parents bushie pay each month for him:

$700 rent?  just a guess.  maybe more or less.
at least $150 for cable.
at least $200 for him to be able to go  out to eat.
another $200 or so to 'snowball' his bills.
at least another $100 for gas and other 'necessities.

where are they getting this money?  im guessing they took out some major loans to finance his life.

Since Bushie's currently employed, he's presumably covering a decent share of that himself.

i wouldnt bet on that.

[WalterMitty]

at this point bushie should invoke the americans with disabilities act for 'reasonable accommodations.'...like a nap time.

[WalterMitty]

he doesnt like cadd.

[WalterMitty]

Poor bushie. I assume the diet is dead too. He's probably nursing his headache and spells at Braum's.

there is nothing wrong with unwinding with comfort food after a full 24 hour work week.