Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

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Bushie get liposuction or stomach compression surgery.

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And what about Canadian Thanksgiving in October?

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By the way Bushie, do you use those fat guy motor chairs that people at Wal-Mart use?

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I recommend seasonal music to accompany Update:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Bushie gave to me:

•   12 jobs a-failing
•   11 excuses boiling
•   10 hours sleeping
•   9 pins a-falling
•   8 bowls a-gorging
•   7 games a-watching
•   6 dinners attending

•   5 GOLDEN CORRALS!

•   4 ex-fiancés
•   3 church groups
•   2 sad dogs
•   And a sack of unused walking gear

It won't be even the first day of Christmas for another month and change. This music isn't 'seasonal'. STOP THE WAR ON ADVENT.

Oakvale's the one who hates freedom.

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Bushie will spend today eating and sleeping.

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So today at Thanksgiving dinner my dad sang the song "I don't look good naked anymore" and I immediately thought of Bushie.