Could [STATE] go [PARTY] in 2016?

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

Why would our Royal Family stand for office in the US?

[Person Man]

Lizard people only make up 4% of the population in New Illinois, I'm not sure if they're ready for it yet.

But they are in solidarity with other minorities such as Vampires, Reticulans, Zombies and Wereweasels. I am sure a skillful Lizard Person can win with a really high turnout amongst them.

That's true, but last election many vampires were effectively denied from voting because many polling places are churches and the vampires can't stand crucifixes.

I could see how the Social Conservative movement has trouble reaching out to them in their current incarnation despite the fact many vampires may otherwise be opened to their ideas. 

[Mehmentum]

By the way, they prefer the term 'Lizard Americans'.

[justfollowingtheelections]

not funny

[Person Man]

not funny

Well, were corny like that. It isn't funny, but it was worth a vain rescue of the schtick.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Would somebody trash this thread! Nobody needs discuss Nazis on a thread  on American politics.

You know who else liked to trash threads? Nazis.

Wait, the Internet was around in the 1930's. Stop the presses!

It was invented by Nazi scientists who got their secrets from the aliens who built the pyramids.

Don't forget the Freemason role.

[Devils30]

Bet Obama would have lost the white vote there in 2012 to a National Socialist