Will Bushie injure himself bowling tonight?

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

This is his first foray into sport in quite some time.

Well? 

I'm going to guess that he pulls a muscle in his back.  Nothing too bad. 

[Joe Biden 2020]

I will have you know I am actually a decent bowler.  I'm not a pro by any means, but my average is around 120.  I was in a Saturday league all through junior high and high school.  I would love to get back into a league.  I generally throw 14-15 pound balls.  I'll probably be sore by the end of the evening, but bowling generally doesn't bother me too much.

[Joe Republic]

Bowling is in fact the only 'sport' that a man of his... stature can not only compete in, but actually excel.

[Keystone Phil]

Not if he carbo-loads before hand by eating a dee-licious bowl of Bowling alley spaghetti!

[patrick1]

Not if he carbo-loads before hand by eating a dee-licious bowl of Bowling alley spaghetti!

What do you think that would be in OK, Macaroni and ketchup?

[Joe Republic]

Not if he carbo-loads before hand by eating a dee-licious bowl of Bowling alley spaghetti!

Eat your cheesesteak, Phil.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Phil there is NOTHING wrong with homemade Chef Boyardee pizza. Please.

[Sopranos Republican]

Not if he carbo-loads before hand by eating a dee-licious bowl of Bowling alley spaghetti!

Bowling Alley Spaghetti..... Sounds like a fantastic new idea to market to the oakies!

Comes in a can with pre-cooked pasta, and ketchup-like "spaghetti sauce." Sells for 79 cents a can, and has a horrifyingly offensive stereotype of some Italian chef guy holding a bowling ball, while wearing $70 worth of Bowling gear he bought from his friendly neighborhood Walmart, where it will be sold and will fly off the shelves! Microwave ready, no assistance necessary! Quick, easy, and perfect for those nights when Granny is tired from serving guests all day and doesn't feel up to cooking, they'll never be able to tell the difference from homemade! Also perfect for those men's Bible studies packed with guys who aren't allowed to use the stove! No stove needed, and high quality taste, way better than the slop they serve for $40 a plate in Naples!!!

Bowling Alley:

All the taste of authentic Oklahoman-Italian cuisine with NONE of the hassle!

[Joe Biden 2020]

I've never heard of bowling alley spaghetti, but it sounds gross.

Mods, can we merge this thread in with the Update thread?

[Flake]

I've never heard of bowling alley spaghetti, but it sounds gross.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Not if he carbo-loads before hand by eating a dee-licious bowl of Bowling alley spaghetti!

At least it's not some crap from an authentic Sicilian restaurant.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Bowling is in fact the only 'sport' that a man of his... stature can not only compete in, but actually excel.

You don't have darts in the U.S.A?

[Lief 🗽]

Bowling is in fact the only 'sport' that a man of his... stature can not only compete in, but actually excel.

You don't have darts in the U.S.A?

I don't think people really play darts outside of bars, and Bushie isn't allowed in those.

Of course, bowling without drinking beer sounds awful to me, but Bushie somehow manages, so who knows.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I don't think people really play darts outside of bars, and Bushie isn't allowed in those.

All I'm saying is... well... this is a photo of a man about to win a major darts tournament:

[Lief 🗽]

holy sh[inks] that mullet-combover combo is glorious

[Indy Texas]

We know how this is going to end...

Bushie throws out his back bowling on Saturday night.

Bushie calls in sick for work yet again on Monday.

[Joe Biden 2020]

We know how this is going to end...

Bushie throws out his back bowling on Saturday night.

Bushie calls in sick for work yet again on Monday.

I have bowled time and time again and only once have I thrown my back out.  I will no doubt be sore tonight, but it won't keep me from a full 24-hour week of work.

[Paul Kemp]

Sore from bowling? Jesus...

[Joe Biden 2020]

Sore from bowling? Jesus...

Muscles I haven't used in a long time.

[Indy Texas]

Sore from bowling? Jesus...

Muscles I haven't used in a long time.

And you don't consider that a problem?

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Sore from bowling? Jesus...

Muscles I haven't used in a long time.

And you don't consider that a problem?

He does, he's planning on getting serious about his fitness level. 

[WalterMitty]

it is a near certainty that he will pull something.  rip church tomorrow.  rip job.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

We know how this is going to end...

Bushie throws out his back bowling on Saturday night.

Bushie calls in sick for work yet again on Monday.

I have bowled time and time again and only once have I thrown my back out.  I will no doubt be sore tonight, but it won't keep me from a full 24-hour week of work.

There is no such thing as a FULL 24 hour week.

[Smash255]

I will have you know I am actually a decent bowler.  I'm not a pro by any means, but my average is around 120.  I was in a Saturday league all through junior high and high school.  I would love to get back into a league.  I generally throw 14-15 pound balls.  I'll probably be sore by the end of the evening, but bowling generally doesn't bother me too much.

That sucks

[memphis]

Is Bushie allowed to use the microwave or is that verboten also? Is he allowed to enter the kitchen at all?