Not if he carbo-loads before hand by eating a dee-licious bowl of Bowling alley spaghetti!
Bowling Alley Spaghetti..... Sounds like a fantastic new idea to market to the oakies!
Comes in a can with pre-cooked pasta, and ketchup-like "spaghetti sauce." Sells for 79 cents a can, and has a horrifyingly offensive stereotype of some Italian chef guy holding a bowling ball, while wearing $70 worth of Bowling gear he bought from his friendly neighborhood Walmart, where it will be sold and will fly off the shelves! Microwave ready, no assistance necessary! Quick, easy, and perfect for those nights when Granny is tired from serving guests all day and doesn't feel up to cooking, they'll never be able to tell the difference from homemade! Also perfect for those men's Bible studies packed with guys who aren't allowed to use the stove! No stove needed, and high quality taste, way better than the slop they serve for $40 a plate in Naples!!!
Bowling Alley:
All the taste of authentic Oklahoman-Italian cuisine with NONE of the hassle!
