Statistics less astounding than Bushie bowling a 9

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Feel free to post any facts, stats, or absurdities that qualify as LESS incredible or interesting than Bushie's epic performance at Church Bowling Night. 

I'll start.

[King]

Eats 8 bowls of cereal
Bowls a 9

[Grumpier Than Thou]

The Philadelphia 76ers are 19 and 76 in their last 95 games

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Oklahoma is the only state that produces iodine.

Altho South Carolina used to brand itself the Iodine State because our soil caused our vegetables to be naturally iodized which was a selling point before iodine was routinely added to salt.  It's a bit of trivia that still has relevance only because of WIS. The call letters of that Columbia station, which was the last to receive a three letter call sign, were chosen to represent Wonderful Iodine State.