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« on: November 23, 2014, 07:39:05 PM »

Today's contender was nominated by phwezer

Previously on Andrew Cuomo vs The World

Andrew Cuomo...

lost to Adolf Hitler 43.6%-56.4%
lost to George W. Bush 35.0%-65.0%
lost to Nickelback 31.1%-68.9%
lost to Strom Thurmond 43.1%-56.9%
lost to Kim Jong-un 27.8%-72.2%
lost to Ebola 34.5%-65.5%

Today Andrew Cuomo goes up against one of the biggest villains in world history. Also, did you guys know Stalin was only 5'5?



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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2014, 07:51:42 PM »
« Edited: November 23, 2014, 08:06:13 PM by politicus »

Cuomo! Somehow I can't make myself vote for Stalin - one of the most vile creatures in the history of mankind without any redeeming features whatsoever. Hitler is on some level reduced to an abstract symbol of evil (and that's decadent, but a reality..) and "worse than Hitler" is a hyperbolic joke. "Worse than Stalin" is somehow more real, so you reached my breaking point.
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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2014, 08:07:15 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK2lNuiD7gM
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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2014, 08:08:00 PM »

I nominated Palpatine last time around you jerk Angry
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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2014, 08:18:30 PM »

Write-in; Adolf Hitler
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2014, 08:39:35 PM »

I want Cuomo vs. Osama bin Laden or ISIS. These ones are cupcakes.
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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2014, 08:46:27 PM »

Gotta say, I love the watermark on his shirt
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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2014, 09:03:55 PM »

Gotta say, I love the watermark on his shirt
Nominate Mel Gibson
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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2014, 09:14:12 PM »

I nominate Joe Lieberman
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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2014, 09:22:08 PM »

I nominate people who don't make their mind up on what they're ordering till they're at the front of the queue and hold everyone up.
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2014, 09:37:00 PM »

I nominate Hank Scorpio.

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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2014, 09:38:08 PM »

This comes up on the front pages as Andrew Cuomo vs. Jose...
So obviously Jose Stalin. Wonderful man.


I finally thought of someone I'd vote for Cuomo against: John Calipari. I don't know if enough people know who he is for him to lose though, but he is pure evil.

You would vote for Stalin and Kim Jong-un, but not some basketball coach from Kentucky?
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2014, 09:46:58 PM »

Andrew Cuomo. I think every Stalin voter is just wanting the series to continue.
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2014, 10:13:06 PM »

Abstaining this time.

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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2014, 10:18:58 PM »

As I recall, Stalin banned abortion, a step that Cuomo no doubt lacks the moral courage to take.

Stalin was pro-life!? Fake leftist!
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« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2014, 10:31:37 PM »

Stalin (normal true leftist)
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« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2014, 11:05:49 PM »

It's a very atlas thing that Strom Thurmond came 2nd closest to beating Cuomo.
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« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2014, 11:06:53 PM »

Cuomo! Somehow I can't make myself vote for Stalin - one of the most vile creatures in the history of mankind without any redeeming features whatsoever.

I like his mustache.
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« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2014, 11:13:12 PM »

I voted for Stalin because irony
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« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2014, 11:38:59 PM »

Cuomo! Somehow I can't make myself vote for Stalin - one of the most vile creatures in the history of mankind without any redeeming features whatsoever. Hitler is on some level reduced to an abstract symbol of evil (and that's decadent, but a reality..) and "worse than Hitler" is a hyperbolic joke. "Worse than Stalin" is somehow more real, so you reached my breaking point.

Me too.
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« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2014, 11:52:32 AM »

I nominate Michelle Bachmann or Steve King.
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« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2014, 12:09:03 PM »

Cuomo vs. Jeffrey Dahmer.
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« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2014, 12:21:52 PM »

Stalin had personality. Cuomo is merely a neoliberal robot.
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« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2014, 03:53:56 PM »

>2014
>not voting for the man who crushed Hitler
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« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2014, 04:02:08 PM »

Cuomo vs. John C. Calhoun
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