8,000

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

There it is.  I also shifted my cologne preference to Polo Red today with a $67 purchase.  I'm assuming getting laid as part of tonight's shenanigans on that strength of powerful, sexual odor alone.  Even my B game should net a threesome.  And I'll be in South South Jersey.  "Country" girls alllllllllllll night.   

Here's to 8,000 more. 

[sentinel]

Have you even held hands with a girl?

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Have you even held hands with a girl?

Hold... hands... with.... girlllll......?

[TDAS04]

Congratulations!