Update minus Bushie

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

If Bushie were removed from the Update series, how would the rest of the characters be affected?

Inks wouldn't have such a bad reputation, I think. JJ/Blondie might be owned by someone else. Papa and Mama Bushie would still have each other. Corporate scams would have one less puppet. God would have one less person to worry about. His Kenyan children would be in Kenya waiting for someone else. Russ Powers...?

[Eraserhead]

Russ Powers would still be bedding beautiful women and making bank, so no change there.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Russ Powers would still be bedding beautiful women and making bank, so no change there.

Russ Powers of Oklahoma lives forever.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Mama and Papa would be hittin' the road to the ABQ a lot more often, if you know what I mean. 

[King]

It would be like "It's A Wonderful Life" only everyone would appear better off.

[Vosem]

¿Peronismo sin Perón?

[Joe Republic]

How would such a thread even work?  Would Inks just be arguing endlessly at thin air all by himself, and everybody else just proffering life advice to an audience that isn't listeni...  hmm... I guess it wouldn't be so different after all.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

What about Hobo Orgy Guy?

[rpryor03]

Russ Powers Oklahoma would still be a total BAMF.