How long will Bushie last at his new job?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

1-2 weeks is what I'll give it. Days 1-3 we'll hear about how it's the greatest job ever and his new career, day 4 he'll mention something in passing about things going south, day 5 he'll elaborate, nothing but bad news after the weekend and he'll be gone by next Friday.

[King]

With luck, he'll realize this is a bad and sleep in his first day.

[Lief 🗽]

How long did he last at the call center full of "urban" employees who Bushie suspected of smoking weed? Probably about the same amount of time.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'll admit, I am curious to see what this job actually does, since as King pointed out there's no way it can make a profit doing what Bushie claims it does.

Also another unsurprising thing I can totally see happening is Bushie getting an offer from a CADD job but turns it down because he wants to stick with this one.

[Mr. Morden]

Also another unsurprising thing I can totally see happening is Bushie getting an offer from a CADD job but turns it down because he wants to stick with this one.

Given the precedent for situations like this, taking this job means that he'll stop searching for other jobs completely.  So little chance that he gets an offer from somewhere else.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I wonder if Bushie has ever heard of Square? It's the superior free alternative to the inferior thing he's trying to sell.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Didn't Bushie once mention that he knew how to spot Kirby ads? How come he can't spot these other scam jobs? They all follow the same formula.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Also another unsurprising thing I can totally see happening is Bushie getting an offer from a CADD job but turns it down because he wants to stick with this one.

Given the precedent for situations like this, taking this job means that he'll stop searching for other jobs completely.  So little chance that he gets an offer from somewhere else.

Unless he applied earlier and gets an offer now. Don't recall if he mentioned applying to any CADD jobs though.

     Didn't Bushie once mention that he knew how to spot Kirby ads? How come he can't spot these other scam jobs? They all follow the same formula.

Much like he expects accolades for walking for 15 minutes or eating vegetables one meal, Bushie likes to brag about how he doesn't apply for a scam job (as if not falling for a scam is some glorious achievement) or call center. So he might make a fuss every now and then about then about one scam he doesn't fall for, but that won't preclude others just as he'll eat garbage for several days after one relatively healthy meal or walk for 15 minutes one day and then spend the next day all on the couch.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

1-2 weeks.  Seeing this thread title forced me to read the Update with my coffee.

Ugh, sales job.

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