BREAKING: President Obama checks into hospital, complaining of "sore throat"
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« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2014, 09:03:35 PM »

RIP, FF.
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« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2014, 09:04:48 PM »

He is on a yacht in the Long Island Sound?
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« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2014, 09:06:13 PM »

It is pretty surprising that an American president has never been diagnosed with cancer while in office. Unless I'm forgetting someone? You'd think it would be more common.
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« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2014, 09:12:09 PM »

It is pretty surprising that an American president has never been diagnosed with cancer while in office. Unless I'm forgetting someone? You'd think it would be more common.
Grover Cleveland had cancer that was removed in secret.
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« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2014, 09:14:55 PM »

The President looking for medical help based off of these symptoms is really him trying to dodge the real issues.

Let's hope ObummercareTM puts him on a death panel!
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« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2014, 09:15:27 PM »

President Biden?
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« Reply #31 on: December 06, 2014, 09:16:15 PM »


That would be awesome.
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« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2014, 09:21:14 PM »

The cancer theory is interesting.
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« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2014, 09:22:01 PM »


No it wouldn't, but only considering the circumstance it entails in this case.
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« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2014, 09:47:52 PM »


A bit much for a sore throat
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« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2014, 09:53:51 PM »

Hopefully something minor. He's been a great president and deserves to serve out the rest of his term.
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« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2014, 09:54:47 PM »


No it wouldn't, but only considering the circumstance it entails in this case.
If he resigns to fight (and beat) the cancer, it would interesting, but as anti-Obama as I am, I don't wish anything remotely bad on him.

Still, it would be crazy for a major 21st century leader to die in office from something other than assassination. Cancer still kills, but I just find it hard to believe that the President of all people couldn't beat it, with the level of medical care he gets.
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« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2014, 09:58:29 PM »

Guys, I don't think the President has cancer.
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« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2014, 10:14:18 PM »

DOES HE STILL HAVE ALL HIS LIMBS
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« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2014, 10:37:57 PM »

Biden Coup!
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« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2014, 10:52:22 PM »

Obama isn't still in the hospital or anything, you know...
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« Reply #41 on: December 06, 2014, 11:05:43 PM »

...when did we leap from "Obama receives scan after sore throat" to "I assume he will resign to fight this cancer"?
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« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2014, 11:09:32 PM »

...when did we leap from "Obama receives scan after sore throat" to "I assume he will resign to fight this cancer"?

Because 0.000001% of the time you get a sore throat, it's really deadly throat cancer.
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« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2014, 11:10:34 PM »

Guys I know that is usually a very light-hearted forum, we all like to have our laughs and jokes, but can we please be serious and keep the tomfoolery out of here in this very challenging time for the President and his family? And of course keep the Vice President and his family in our thoughts as he prepares for his new role after this heart-breaking news.
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« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2014, 11:17:01 PM »

Guys I know that is usually a very light-hearted forum, we all like to have our laughs and jokes, but can we please be serious and keep the tomfoolery out of here in this very challenging time for the President and his family? And of course keep the Vice President and his family in our thoughts as he prepares for his new role after this heart-breaking news.
Obama is still alive, you know...
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« Reply #45 on: December 06, 2014, 11:36:01 PM »

I figured it all out now.  This is a part of a plot by Hillary haters to get Biden to become President and prevent Hillary 2016.
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« Reply #46 on: December 06, 2014, 11:39:49 PM »

It would be hilarious if this got Obama to resign and FreeRepublic/the Tea Partiers had no idea how to react because of how anticlimactic it would be.
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« Reply #47 on: December 06, 2014, 11:40:53 PM »

Hopefully something minor. He's been a great president and deserves to serve out the rest of his term.

This also.
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« Reply #48 on: December 06, 2014, 11:41:46 PM »

HIS SON MALIK OBAMA LOST HIS EYE TO DIABTUH.
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« Reply #49 on: December 07, 2014, 12:21:35 AM »

...when did we leap from "Obama receives scan after sore throat" to "I assume he will resign to fight this cancer"?

Because 0.000001% of the time you get a sore throat, it's really deadly throat cancer.

If he were in a soap opera, his sore throat and slight cough would be guaranteed terminal lung cancer within three episodes.
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