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H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY
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« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2014, 05:11:30 PM »

Kneecapping a scab.
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« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2014, 06:10:01 PM »
« Edited: December 08, 2014, 07:20:40 PM by RR1997 »

Alfred: An attempt to throw a shoe at McConnell during his inauguration.

TNF: Burning down a Walmart store.
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« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2014, 06:59:32 PM »

For cutting high school.
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« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2014, 07:00:47 PM »

Social Security Fraud.
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« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2014, 12:26:09 AM »

Well he's from Hawaii originally, so definitely weed possession.
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« Reply #30 on: December 09, 2014, 11:31:02 AM »

It's the 1850s, and he's hides an escaped slave in his Vermont home.
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« Reply #31 on: December 09, 2014, 11:35:24 AM »

Once they arrest him for whatever, they'd immediately release him after realizing he lives in the hell hole known as South Dakota.
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« Reply #32 on: December 09, 2014, 11:57:34 AM »

Lewd behavior aimed at the Steelers cheerleaders.
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« Reply #33 on: December 09, 2014, 12:04:48 PM »

Lewd behavior aimed at the Steelers cheerleaders.

The Steelers don't have cheerleaders, HorseyDude.

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« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2014, 07:51:10 PM »

Disturbance of the peace
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« Reply #35 on: December 16, 2014, 08:25:49 AM »

intelligence operations


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« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2014, 01:48:30 PM »

Disturbance of the peace (via his presence)
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Tender Branson
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« Reply #37 on: December 16, 2014, 02:26:01 PM »

Is arrested because he's caught in the act of breaking into Real Madrid's locker room, trying to put homo-erotic magazines into Cristiano Ronaldo's personal locker in an attempt to discredit him.
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« Reply #38 on: December 16, 2014, 02:49:26 PM »

I guess no one needs to speak Tender's reason out loud Tongue
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« Reply #39 on: December 16, 2014, 02:50:33 PM »

Disturbance of the peace
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« Reply #40 on: December 16, 2014, 02:52:28 PM »

Mistaken for Tender Branson by the authorities.
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« Reply #41 on: December 16, 2014, 02:54:50 PM »

Bongs and booze.  That's why Kal is my friend.  Cheesy
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« Reply #42 on: December 16, 2014, 02:57:07 PM »

Rucku/potential fight at a strip club.
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« Reply #43 on: December 16, 2014, 04:03:45 PM »

Covering up a break in at the Watergate hotel.
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« Reply #44 on: December 16, 2014, 06:22:15 PM »

Trying to run for federal office at age 12
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« Reply #45 on: December 16, 2014, 06:24:31 PM »

Robbing a blood bank.
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« Reply #46 on: December 16, 2014, 07:07:16 PM »
« Edited: December 16, 2014, 07:09:20 PM by ElectionsGuy »

Working at a polling place, marking some Thune votes as Daschle's.
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« Reply #47 on: December 16, 2014, 11:02:06 PM »

Possession of cannabis
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« Reply #48 on: December 16, 2014, 11:07:49 PM »

Stalking Hillary Clinton.
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« Reply #49 on: December 17, 2014, 01:55:45 PM »

A hate crime against homosexuals.
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