PLAN TO REVIVE THIS DUMP KNOWN AS AMERICA

[Liftwieghts34]

1.More GUNS, GOD, AND GUYS ON STEROIDS.
2.MASS PHYSICAL FITNESS PROGRAMS, TURN THIS NATION INTO A NATION OF RIPPED SHREDDED WARRIORS. NOT A NATION OF SISSY ASS EMO FAT SKINNY NERDS.
3.NO MORE GODDAMN NAZI TAXES.
4.PEOPLE BE ING HELPFUL....IM A NICE MOTHERER....HELPED A LADY CROSS THE STREET WELL EVERY SINGLE OTHER  WAS TOOO BUSSY ON THEIR STUPID ASS PHONES AND BEING FAT REJECTS WHO DONT LIFT WEIGHTS.
5.NO MINIMUM WAGE...INSTEAD EVERYONE WILL HAVE A GODAMN LIVABLE WAGE....THEY CAN BUY A POOL, A CAR, WHATEVER AND BE ING HAAPPY. NO MORE ING WELFARE..HOW ABOUT YOU GET ING REWARDED FOR KEEPING A JOB FOR 90DAYS.

[Lief 🗽]

omg.

are you king of the bench??? have you finally returned??

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Welcome to the forum, Liftwieghts34 (sic)! If you have more specific advice on physical fitness or on keeping a job for ninety days, feel free to head on over to the Update thread in the Forum Community board. It's where you're needed most.

[retromike22]

Someone likes buff sexy guys a bit too much...

[Liftwieghts34]

omg.

are you king of the bench??? have you finally returned??

You admiring my supplement stash bro?.

[Liftwieghts34]

Someone likes buff sexy guys a bit too much...

Bro, I can bench press 250. Im on three types of steroids. Im huge, ripped, and buff as hell. I am the ALPHA MALE. YOU ARE THE BETA MALE. I AM A BUFF, HANDSOM, AND AMAZING MALE.

Hey retromike, go lift a weight.

[retromike22]

Someone likes buff sexy guys a bit too much...

Bro, I can bench press 250. Im on three types of steroids. Im huge, ripped, and buff as hell. I am the ALPHA MALE. YOU ARE THE BETA MALE. I AM A BUFF, HANDSOM, AND AMAZING MALE.

Hey retromike, go lift a weight.

Go lift a grammar book.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Go lift a grammar book.

How heavy is the grammar book?  Will it count as a workout?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Certainly a better plan than the 1994 Contract with America.

[GaussLaw]

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