Parting shots?

[GaussLaw]

Apparently, the mods think that I'm this liftweights guy which is completely false.

But unfortunately, it looks like my times on this forum are numbered.

So I'd like to impart a message for y'all to take home:  ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR.

It's the most important decision you will ever make.  I hope that you all will become born again and repent and let him come into your life.  Jesus loves you and wants to have a personal relationship with you. 

http://carm.org/what-do-i-do-get-saved

We are guilty before the law of God and Jesus said "I am the way, the truth, and the life."  We can have debates over other religions, and I'm not saying they won't be saved per se, but your best bet is to submit to the truth.  When I was born again, I felt brand new.  Please, please, please.  This is the most important thing you will ever do!  When you call upon the Lord and say, "I acknowledge I've broken your laws.  Thank you for sending Jesus to save me; please help me, Lord," you have become a child of God!

[Oakvale]

ayy lmao

[Flake]

bless your heart, gausslaw.

bless your heart.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Oh, so you ARE jmfcst.

[Lief 🗽]

Please seek help. I don't know what your parents have done to you, but you sound dangerously manic and delusional.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

ayy lmao

[Yelnoc]

[Boston Bread]

Only in 'Murica.

[BaconBacon96]

I liked you're posts Gauss. I really did. Now go out there and preach like you've never preached before.

[Maxwell]

You are truly a sad little man.

[All Along The Watchtower]

lord have mercy on this troubled soul

[Grumpier Than Thou]

You are truly a sad little man.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

That's nice, dear.

[rpryor03]

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind always be at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
and rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

God bless you, my friend.

+Rpryor03

[Joe Republic]

I'm convinced!  I will attend my nearest church tomorrow morning to learn more about this "Jesus" fellow.

[Illuminati Blood Drinker]

It's been real

[Adam Griffin]

This is exactly what someone facing the banhammer would say

[Lief 🗽]

Yes, look forward to the moderators checking some of their long-time "problematic" posters off of The List in the next few weeks, before triumphantly bringing back Bushie in early January to distract the proles.

Basically, RIP Keystone Phil.

[Adam Griffin]

This is exactly what someone facing the banhammer would say

On the other hand, we may already be witnessing the fulfillment of your prediction:

We are now seeing another apparent hiatus from the entity many refer to as “Our Dear Friend”; I can only state that this is certainly a planned action to consolidate more power/achieve additional nefarious ends, and that we are certainly in for dark times ahead.

They'll be coming for me soon enough for outing their nefarious deeds. RIP ME

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Basically, RIP Keystone Phil.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Yes, look forward to the moderators checking some of their long-time "problematic" posters off of The List in the next few weeks, before triumphantly bringing back Bushie in early January to distract the proles.

Basically, RIP Keystone Phil.

You're mistaking cause and effect.  When Bushie returns, it'll distract us mods sufficiently that we can't plan our next evil deed of forum conquest.

[Holmes]

[DemPGH]

Put down the religion, man, and take a deeeeeep breath.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

RIP.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I agree with you in substance, but you're not telling us anything we don't already know, and also 'I acknowledge I've broken your laws.  Thank you for sending Jesus to save me; please help me, Lord' is a terrible formula for a prayer.