Lindsey Graham says he's now considering

[Illuminati Blood Drinker]

Doing a little googling on the subject, I find that Graham's gay rumors are based solely on the fact that he never married, and he has denied it.  Unless some more conclusive evidence comes to light, I'm inclined to believe him.

Don't forget a bunch of "lol look at this guy who is not a super-manly man, obvious f****t amirite" sh**t that wouldn't look out of place in any idiot frat boy gathering.

Lindsay Graham gay rumors are the worst.