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Question: What was the best present baby Jesus received?
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« on: December 17, 2014, 07:40:46 PM »
Jesus got 3 famous presents when he was born. But which one was best?
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2014, 07:42:57 PM »
Myrrh was the 'keeping it real' present.

Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume
Breathes a life of gathering gloom:
Suffering, sighing, bleeding, dying,
Sealed in the stone-cold tomb.
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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2014, 07:52:21 PM »
Gold (normal). Frankincense is awful.
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2014, 07:58:54 PM »
Write-in: Having God almighty as a father
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2014, 08:21:54 PM »
I first need proof he existed(athiestic agnostic) but if I had to choose then probably having God as his father(supposedly that is.)
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2014, 08:48:31 PM »
Gold (Ron Paul fan)
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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2014, 11:59:36 AM »
Quote from: R2D2 on December 17, 2014, 07:58:54 PM
Write-in: Having God almighty as a father

That IS a solid gift.
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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2014, 12:25:19 PM »
Ya think?
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2014, 12:42:42 PM »
Gold, clearly, which I guess makes up for having supposedly been born in a barn. Wonder what Jesus ever did with it? I hope Mom invested it for him somehow.
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2014, 02:15:03 PM »
« Edited: December 18, 2014, 02:17:44 PM by RIP Mechaman »
Quote from: DemPGH on December 18, 2014, 12:42:42 PM
Gold, clearly, which I guess makes up for having supposedly been born in a barn. Wonder what Jesus ever did with it? I hope Mom invested it for him somehow.

She probably used it to run away to Egypt after Jesus was born to escape Herod.

Anyway, I vote Frankincense, because it represents the fact that He's God's son.

Of course, the Gold means He's a king, and the Myrrh means He's here to die.
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2014, 03:41:27 PM »
Gold.
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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2014, 04:07:57 PM »
Write-in: God as a father
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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2014, 10:14:00 PM »
write-in: $25 Braum's gift card
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2014, 08:09:50 PM »
I voted frankincense, because it was so prized in the ancient world, although it comes from a very ugly plant.
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« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2014, 08:43:25 AM »
I believe the tree from which Frankincense is derived is being in danger of being wiped out. So, obviously Jesus's wrath is focused on that present in particular.

In all honesty, pretty lousy Baby shower gifts.
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