The Seriously? Theatre of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts V

[This account no longer in use.]

This thread needs a re-name now that people have forgotten/don't know Bobloblaw. It doesn't have to be  named after anyone.

The SteveMcQueen Theatre?

Sounds good to me.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

maybe Trump could win if he took Santorum as his VP?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

maybe Trump could win if he took Santorum as his VP?

It brings such a fond memories...

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

maybe Trump could win if he took Santorum as his VP?

It brings such a fond memories...

Dude you left out the kid with the 1000 yard stare.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Making fun of kids crying is pretty creepy.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Making fun of kids crying is pretty creepy.

Do you even have skin at this point?  I imagine it's so thin as to be unobservable.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Making fun of kids crying is pretty creepy.

Hey, I was referring to the very historic moment of his defeat. Is it my fault he used his children as campaign props?

[Landslide Lyndon]

I was torn on whether I should put it here or at the comedy goldmine but in the end I decided that doing the latter would be giving too much credit to this troll.

The other day it turned out Sberbank, the biggest financial institution owned by Russian federal government, has finaced Clinton's presidential campaign http://observer.com/2016/04/panama-papers-reveal-clintons-kremlin-connection/ . When I wrote about it  Runeghost responded that the impact of the news would be  0.01%. To my surprise the American public seems to take  Russian financial support for presidential candidates as a usual thing.
Clinton advocated intervention to Lybia and was responsible for muder of American diplomats together with the ambassador in Beghazi, and she has never been punished. To my surprise killing of American embassadors abroad seems a trivial thing for the American public. It has never been mentioned by Clinton's rivals. 
H. Clinton became me well-known in my country after Lewinsky scandal that triggered appearance  of numerous funny stories (anecdotes) Clinton. Here's the most innocent of them.
- What is Lewinsky's favorite film?
- Kill Bill.
Clinton's family  has become a laughing stock in my country, and H. Clinton did miss the opportunity to remind about it when in 2009 she demonstrated the so-called reset button with erroneous Russian translation on it.
Perhaps I am completely wrong and all these facts will produce a favorable impact on Clinton's campaign.

[Blair]

That joke isn't even funny, gees thought the KGB would have better material.

Am I the only one freaked out that Santorum's daughter appears to have a doll that makes her own outfit?

[Figueira]

Making fun of kids crying is pretty creepy.

Hey, I was referring to the very historic moment of his defeat. Is it my fault he used his children as campaign props?

How do you know that he used his children as campaign props?

[dead0man]

Making fun of kids crying is pretty creepy.

Hey, I was referring to the very historic moment of his defeat. Is it my fault he used his children as campaign props?

How do you know that he used his children as campaign props?

Because he's a politician with children.

[Kingpoleon]

If Christie is the nominee a conservative must be VP. Martinez will not be enough for "Krispy Kreme" Chris Christie. If you haven't figured it out Republicans win when conservatives lead. Christie is a liberal not a conservative. He betrayed conservatives on social issues many times and his government is big spending gun control nuts. Cruz is the rightful nominee.

This in a TL where Cruz won ten states and Rubio one with the KK CC sweeping 39. Somehow, GSY knew Cruz won the PV not counting electoral fraud.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

If Christie is the nominee a conservative must be VP. Martinez will not be enough for "Krispy Kreme" Chris Christie. If you haven't figured it out Republicans win when conservatives lead. Christie is a liberal not a conservative. He betrayed conservatives on social issues many times and his government is big spending gun control nuts. Cruz is the rightful nominee.

This in a TL where Cruz won ten states and Rubio one with the KK CC sweeping 39. Somehow, GSY knew Cruz won the PV not counting electoral fraud.

that's nothing out of the ordinary for jcl lol

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New name, it looks like.

[Lyin' Steve]

New name, it looks like.

Will John Kasich be assassinated this week?

[The Other Castro]

And thus the thread was christened.

[Attorney General, LGC Speaker, and Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

The Mnt W states like WVa

Sorry, OC, but a state having "West" in its name doesn't automatically mean it's located in the Mountain West.

[Landslide Lyndon]

What role does plate tectonics have to do with breaking up the big banks?
Correct answer: I don't know.
(You can't with sound reason explicitly say that they have nothing to do with breaking up the big banks, because, in some convoluted string of effects, they, in fact, may somehow be involved in the process).

[Ban my account ffs!]

What role does plate tectonics have to do with breaking up the big banks?
Correct answer: I don't know.
(You can't with sound reason explicitly say that they have nothing to do with breaking up the big banks, because, in some convoluted string of effects, they, in fact, may somehow be involved in the process).

That post has got to have a lot of THC involved.  Because otherwise wtf

[Coolface Sock #42069]

The Mnt W states like WVa

Sorry, OC, but a state having "West" in its name doesn't automatically mean it's located in the Mountain West.

But it also has mountains! If a state has West in its name and is full of mountains, how can it not be in the Mountain West?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

The term "whore" does not denote a specific sex. There are both male and female whores. To preface my claim hereafter, I do not condemn prostitution; it is a legitimate practice. I believe the surrogate used the term "whore" to describe how Clinton has sold out to corporations in exchange for power. Sometimes strong words must be used to get the point across. Could the surrogate have set it up a bit better? Yes.

[Landslide Lyndon]

The term "whore" does not denote a specific sex. There are both male and female whores. To preface my claim hereafter, I do not condemn prostitution; it is a legitimate practice. I believe the surrogate used the term "whore" to describe how Clinton has sold out to corporations in exchange for power. Sometimes strong words must be used to get the point across. Could the surrogate have set it up a bit better? Yes.

You should have added the answer too.

True, it's sexist to assume whores are female.

[dead0man]

Obviously he shouldn't have used that word, but come on people, one can be a corporate whore and not be a woman you sexist a-holes.  In fact, I'd be dollars to donuts most corporate whores are in fact men.  But good job acting offended.  We almost bought it.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I'm not offended; it's just an aggressively doltish post--in its wording, its presuppositions, its apparent belief that having a moral problem with prostitution is more offensive and more to be disclaimed than calling a woman a whore...

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

I'm not offended; it's just an aggressively doltish post--in its wording, its presuppositions, its apparent belief that having a moral problem with prostitution is more offensive and more to be disclaimed than calling a woman a whore...

no no you see, if you disagree with bigotry/bigots it's always because you're hyperemotional and just can't handle Hard Truths etc etc