The Seriously? Theatre of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts V

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Where have I expressed an "extreme anti-gun view"?  I have no problem with guns --- how am I supposed to overthrow Sanders and the rest of the American plutocrats without them? 

What I oppose is this nutter's reckless position, which does nothing but put the American people in danger.

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Independent lefties vote D, independent righties vote R. Which should we fear more, the Sandernista gulags or the TRUMP concentration camps?

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What... the hell? A 5 year old libertarian?

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Maybe he spent recess reading Capitalism and Freedom

Maybe he's Bob Barr's grandkid or something.

I wish. Most of my grandparents were poor immigrants.

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I wish. Most of my grandparents were poor immigrants.

Are you really that young? You don't really seem like it.

I am indeed that young.

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These posts. Not because they're bad, per se, but because I think he wanted to make a serious point, but the writing style is so melodramatic and out of place that I can't help reading them without bursting into laughter.

lol at all the frustrated, delusional Bernie assholes trying to pretend Bernie beat expectations and never had a chance in Iowa.
CNN had Bernie up 9 in Iowa, and the polls have been MOE for the last month.
Just 12 hours ago these kids were saying Bernie was going to easily win because of the enthusiasm gap.  Now they hope we've all forgotten.  Steve McQueen remembers.

lol at all the frustrated, delusional Bernie assholes trying to pretend Bernie beat expectations and never had a chance in Iowa.
CNN had Bernie up 9 in Iowa, and the polls have been MOE for the last month.
Just 12 hours ago these kids were saying Bernie was going to easily win because of the enthusiasm gap.  Now they hope we've all forgotten.  Steve McQueen remembers.

Nope, and it looks like she won just because she got lucky with coin flips.

"THE COINS WERE RIGGED!  CHECK THEM OUT - THEY HAD HEADS ON BOTH SIDES!!!"

How did the Sanders people want a dead-tie precinct to be decided?
If they just handed it to Sanders the count would be 695-693 Clinton.

That's ok.  Clinton people have a president.  Bernie people have a childish little sob story about how the election was stolen from them by a coin flip that they can annoy people with for the next few months.

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Homosexuals does not exist. So I guess it can't be prohibited.

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I would like to know more about your political views when you were 5.

Probably asked his parents why a crazy woman and black man were running for the highest office in the land and extrapolating from that Bush being batsh**t crazy

More or less.

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Cruz gets TX, Sanders gets VT/DC. Bloomberg sweeps the rest.

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Hillary needs to pick a woman as her Veep.  By this point, if she picks a man as a running-mate, it would (and should) be viewed as an act of weakness, as if she is surrendering to the rampant (and blatant) misogyny being thrown at her every single day and night.  

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Context:

Karma.

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I don't know any black person. I am not even sure if I ever talked to any, probably not.

lolpoland

But I don't know if I would feel comfortable with black friend. It would be so strange.

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Finally someone who agrees with me on this issue. Transgenderism is pretty much a form of Body Integrity Identity Disorder, where an otherwise healthy person feels intense hatred for a part of their body and wants to hack it off. There are people who think they should have been born an amputee and have their legs cut off, And the one woman who thought she should have been born blind, so she poured drain cleaner in her eyes to make it so.

Being gay is genetic and biological. I have two lesbian aunts, a gay uncle, four gay cousins, and I'm gay. It runs in my family. Transgender is just another one of today's "Special Snowflake" labels, just like these people that say they're not male or female and walk around wearing a men's muscle shirt and a skirt at the same time. It's just as ridiculous as the man who thinks he was supposed to be born a dog, so he wears a collar, eats Alpo out of a bowl on the floor, plays with chew toys, and sleeps in a doghouse, and Rachel Dolezel in Spokane who's always "identified" as black when she's clearly white and calls herself "transracial." 

I absolutely support the bill in South Dakota, and I hope Daugaard signs it. It's time that we as Democrats get back to reality and let this joke of a movement die out. "Ze" and "Zir" are not real pronouns, and should not be demanded or accepted. Whatever happened to common sense? The one paragraph in that article says it best:

Unlike members of the trans community, who are working against their biology and trying to change who they are physically, gay or lesbian people are trying to be nobody but themselves. They are not seeking surgery or hormone treatments.They love the same gender; they don’t want to be a different gender.

Where do we even start with this post?

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My aunt picked me up from practice tonight and I asked her if she voted and she said no and then said that she didn't know who to vote for and after some persuading, we are heading to her precient and she's voting for Cruz.

Hope your car crashes

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I'll be the dick who says that I thought that joke was funny, though I'd rather wish a flat tire or a lack of gas on ClassicConservative.

Shouldn't your sig have Donald instead of Thomas?

It's somewhat shocking how much work has been put into that Wiki.

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He tells it like it is, is legitimately better on policy than any of the other GOP candidates, and is generally an entertaining, charismatic individual.  I like how he's stuck it to the GOP establishment as well as many other sad hypocrites.  I love the bombast.  We also seem to broadly have similar worldviews, he just happens to be nationalist for a different country. 

But most of all I support him because it's hilarious to see how hysterical his opponents on here get when I say that I do.

No! #NEVERTRUMP

Tell us why you wouldn't vote for TRUMP. Say what you will about Violent Socialist, but he gave his reasoning. You just shouted "NO!" without saying anything else.

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wow rly makes u think huh

Maybe if you had even the slightest idea of what growing up with a jobless single-parent is like, you'd understand why I have nothing but contempt for inbred Appalachian hicks who literally sh**t away their votes at politicians who have no interests but "muh guns", "muh abortion", "muh cultural values", and "it's dat dang ol' ns fault!" on their mind.

I don't owe these idiots any sort of respect or ing coddling for being poor, nor did I at any point ever expect anybody to owe me any respect or coddling for it.

So yeah, as an answer to the thread, I do: Myself before 25 and most of my family to this day. But continue to tell me of all people that Appalachian hicks are owed some sort of free pass or special attention.

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Everyone knows the reason but isn't allowed to say it because there's no nice way to say it. The most delicate way to put it is this:

Sanders supporters tend to be more educated.

Because of a legacy of racism, unfortunately, African Americans, especially in the deep south, tend to be less educated.

Add those two facts together and you have the one and only reason Hillary is winning Alabama with 80%.

Of course, for the sake of fairness (I say this because it's true, not because it will convince anyone the above argument isn't racist, it won't) White voters in the South also tend to be less educated. That's why they similarly vote for the candidate with the most name recognition (Trump).

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As much as I hate the term "mansplaining" (and "Bernie-splaining" by extension), the word "Bernie-splaining" applies perfectly here.

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Like her party has room to talk. They have an actual, admitted socialist making a serious play for their nomination.

Almost every whitesox130 post I've ever seen is him whining about having to pay too much taxes.

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Let's just take a while to think about the absurdity of this post:

Just donated to the Bernie campaign. I realized it's a bit hypocritical for me to act all excited and everything when I haven't been contributing in any way. Obviously it's not a big deal, but it's better than nothing.

Is that legal?

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I haven't seen anything that would suggest otherwise. Should I be worried?!?

I assume you're not a US citizen. Unless you hold a green card (do you?) you're going to get Bernie sent to jail for campaign finance violations.

Seriously though, can I get in trouble? No, I don't have a green card.

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Canada requires one to have desired skills, money or refugee status before you get to live there.  Most of the people saying they'd move only have one of three, and that's controlled by their parents.

If TRUMP's plans fell apart badly, then Americans probably would be given refugee status?

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It's happened about two dozen times this year.  Protesters standing or lying in the middle of major highways, chaining themselves together or to their cars... one of the groups even stuck their arms into barrels, handcuffed themselves together inside the barrels, and then filled the barrels with concrete.  They often do it during rush hour, blocking traffic up for miles and miles and stopping thousands, if not tens of thousands of people, in traffic for hours.  Ambulances, fire trucks, police vehicles and other municipal and emergency vehicles have also been reported as not being able to do their jobs.

Are you in favor of this, like evertroll, or do you think it's an absolute disgrace and these people should be fined heavily and imprisoned, like Lyin' Steve?

Even if you agree with him on that, there's no excuse for that type of arrogance.

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No he doesn't.  His miraculous comeback was supposed to begin tonight, but Hillary will likely outscore him in delegates yet again.

He attacked her yet again tonight because:
A)  He doesn't have any other speech, just the one-size-fits-all-occasions speech, and he doesn't feel like changing it, because
B)  He is a bitter, sore loser, and
C)  As his campaign moves have shown this week, his sole remaining strategy is to go scorched earth on Clinton and try to convince all the superdelegates that he is the only one who can beat Donald Trump.

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This forum's priorities are hilariously out of whack sometimes. It's gotten to the point where being against gay marriage or posting pictures of hicks off Google Images is more controversial and worthy of a dogpile than wanting to behead women who received a medical procedure. Of course, I'm sure the fact that 99.9% of the forum is male has nothing to do with this.

For one thing, CC did get quite a bit of a dogpile, both here and on AAD. For another thing, let's dispel with this fiction that this has anything to do with sexism. There is no 'gender gap' abortion-wise.

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Can someone please explain who Bobloblaw is and why this thread is named after him?

Run of the mill troll.