The Lief Reservoir of Simple Truths and Smart One-Liners

[MT Treasurer]

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More than half of Republican voters are going to walk away. Holy crap. Those are Hillaryslide numbers.

Newsflash: Atlas is not a representative sample of American voters.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Police need to start mowing down these unemployed losers before they get Trump elected president.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

If anyone ever starts a sentence with "If you're really a 'Christian', you believe..." it's best to ignore the river of bullsh**t that is about to come flooding down upon you.

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

It's like an anti Bernie mob on here.

No, its people just responding to the sh**t that you post.  You need to learn to get over it.  For gods sake, your in your thirty's arguing over the internet, doing nothing but making yourself look like some dumbass.  Learn to deal with stuff, and not take it so seriously.  You'll make it to were people might actually tolerate you.

[Oldiesfreak1854]

They do cherish the Constitution. They just interpret the Constitution as being written by conservatives. That's why the Constitution Party got its name.

[Figueira]

Similarly to how most conservative voters don't think of being conservative the way 'movement conservatives' think they do, most Americans don't think of freedom the way the Libertarian Party wishes they did.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Susan Collins isn't a moderate, she's just what passes for one these days.

[Higgs]

Susan Collins isn't a moderate, she's just what passes for one these days.

[Joe Republic]

Cruz steals a state, winning the delegates unanimously despite getting no votes. Cruz also works the system to get delegates Trump actually won to switch to him on a hypothetical second ballot. Media: Wow, Cruz's campaign is so sophisticated and talented! They know how to play the shadow game! Brokered convention here we come!

Hillary gets tons of superdelegates to commit to her, but they will be irrelevant in the end anyway because she's going to win by hundreds of elected delegates and millions of votes. Media: OMG WTF THE SUPERDELEGATES ARE SO UNFAIR THIS IS HORRIBLE SHE'S STEALING THE NOMINATION

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Looks like the Trump of the Philippines Duterte wins...

Are we going to call every single candidate who makes controversial comments and is an asshole a 'Trump' now? That's really dumb.

[Wells]

I wouldn't call Trump our greatest threat in generations when the Cold War only ended about 25 years ago.

[BundouYMB]

Violent Socialist with two in one thread:

Iowa and New Hampshire are both treated like the pinnacles of American democracy when in fact they're just a bunch of racist old white people with no lives.

Notice how the media hardly mentions them at any other time, though.

Well yes, but the media still hasn't realized that anything exists in this country outside Boston/New York/Philadelphia/DC and Hollywood.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Thankfully, Hell is real.

Whatever it takes for you to go to sleep thinking that the good people get ice cream and soda and the bad guys have to eat vegetables at the kids table, and the bad guys sill "lose", even if they actually win.

[Joe Republic]

The Berniebots' national outrage at the events at the NV state convention, that they've mostly invented:

This is American politics today.  Lies just become truth by being repeated over and over and over until everyone believes them without checking on the facts.  Even if one lie is proven to be a lie, if you just tell enough lies then you can say "where there's smoke there's fire, there wouldn't be this many 'suspicious incidents' if there weren't some truth behind it."  This is the story of the Clintons' career so I'm sure it doesn't faze Hillary.  But it's very irritating to the rest of us nonetheless.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

The Berniebots' national outrage at the events at the NV state convention, that they've mostly invented:

This is American politics today.  Lies just become truth by being repeated over and over and over until everyone believes them without checking on the facts.  Even if one lie is proven to be a lie, if you just tell enough lies then you can say "where there's smoke there's fire, there wouldn't be this many 'suspicious incidents' if there weren't some truth behind it."  This is the story of the Clintons' career so I'm sure it doesn't faze Hillary.  But it's very irritating to the rest of us nonetheless.

IIRC, Steve isn't even a Sanders supporter.

[RINO Tom]

Violent Socialist with two in one thread:

Iowa and New Hampshire are both treated like the pinnacles of American democracy when in fact they're just a bunch of racist old white people with no lives.

Notice how the media hardly mentions them at any other time, though.

Well yes, but the media still hasn't realized that anything exists in this country outside Boston/New York/Philadelphia/DC and Hollywood.

Guy from Louisiana makes fun of another state for having racist old people, LOL.

[Joe Republic]

Bernie sure has a lot of work to do to bring a lot of his deranged minions back to the realm of sanity, much less back into the Democratic fold.

For real, if he doesn't help him out these people are going to go through the rest of their lives cynical and hateful about the Democratic party and the political process, always believing the election was stolen from them and that 80% of America hates them.  When you shut down a cult you have to ease them back into society, you can't just take the money and run while leaving them to fend for themselves waiting for the rapture in a basement.

Unfortunately it looks like Bernie is gonna Jim Jones the whole thing and burn his supporters down in flames with him at the convention.

[Türkisblau]

Have you ever wondered why the bad posts megathread is named after you, SteveMcQueen? Because this is why.

Isn't it past your bedtime?  3 AM in Massachusetts... you seriously need to get some sleep or you will be short and girls won't date you.  You know you grow when you're asleep.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

This entire policy is driven by men who fantasise about what they might do if they had access to female restrooms. Dirty f-ckers.

[BundouYMB]

Sanders supporters are spoiled and entitled in a way that only a movement made of white millennials could be.

[Asian Nazi]

Sanders and his supporters are a compelling argument in favor of gulags.

[Türkisblau]

Crowd is like a rabid mob. Disgusting. Do people really think he's done more good than harm?

Bernie "white resentment" Sanders whipping up more white kids into violence and rioting while scamming them out of their money. I'm not sure whether to compare him to a televangelist or a fascist.

Damn, where did this guy come from? BundouYMB for Poster of the Year 2016!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

This thread is becoming almost as entertaining as the Ebola outbreak.

[Mr. Smith]

Are they in a union? If Not, This is why a union is a fundamental right that everyone has to have and needs to be in.

[Mopsus]

He's right of course. Most people of both genders in this country are pretty hard to look at.