The Lief Reservoir of Simple Truths and Smart One-Liners

[Gustaf]

I agree with Gustaf about a sex-related topic (!!!!!!!).

Literally everything you can do with boobs you can do with butts.

I would never ever ever suck on a butt.

prude!

(recognizing this post for its simple truthiness)

I actually would think sex-related topics might be the one area where we would tend to agree. On what would we disagree?

 

[traininthedistance]

Sad but true:

Unfortunately with this forums strong anti-Italian bias (Phil can explain) Japan will win here.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Applicable to a lot of stuff here on the forum:

This is in poor taste.

[Sol]

Maine is the Maine of the United States.  No state like it politically.

Absolutely. One of my favorite states - it loves Indies almost as much as i do....

Oh give it a break smolty.

[Lief 🗽]

Homeschooling is child abuse.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Joe should just post directly here.

Don't be too optimistic about this job becoming a habit.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I'm glad to see that after almost 20 years of Berlusconi-led Italy,the world has found a new joke country.

[windjammer]

Capitalism is incompatible with anarchism. Anarcho-capitalism is just a name made up my libertarians who wanted to be cool and edgy.

[Mr. Smith]

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-Tuerkisblau

 From "Who will Atlas Ironically Support"

[Antonio the Sixth]

Why don't you use actual quote tags like everyone else?

[Mr. Smith]

Why don't you use actual quote tags like everyone else?

Haphazard multi-tasking rush, that's why.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Why don't you use actual quote tags like everyone else?

Haphazard multi-tasking rush, that's why.

It takes less time to copy-paste the entire quote than it takes to copy-paste the text of a message, then add "handmade" quotation marks, the name of the poster and the thread it's from...

[Antonio the Sixth]

As a staunch republican, this:

At times the hardcore republicanism of some people get tiring. Is monarchy an archaic and depraved way of being? Duh. By the standards of his time, however - especially compared to such charming adversaries as Francisco Lopez of Paraguay, who managed to end up killing 90% of the population - he was a relatively enlightened and morally good ruler, who recognised the failures of monarchy as a power structure.

[King]

When I was in high school, I got award for Most Exceptional Student in English and my HS bros gave me a ribbing saying it was their way to tell me I was retarded because "exceptional" was a nice way of saying retard.

In other words, you can't get around kids slurring mental disabilities no matter what word you make them use.

[Lief 🗽]

it's really easy to say "identity politics" is a plague when your identity isn't constantly under attack.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

fats get hot easily.

[Antonio the Sixth]

The person who gets to the door first should hold it open for those behind them.(Not a reactionary)

[Murica!]

I made it to the one liner thread!

[tik 🪀✨]

I made it to the one liner thread!

[Antonio the Sixth]

Why did Politicus post my line on the "Greece suxx" thread and then immediately delete it?

[politicus]

Why did Politicus post my line on the "Greece suxx" thread and then immediately delete it?

It contains a core of truth, but I realized it was a tad too hyperbolic + I do not know enough about German media to say for sure.

[Mr. Smith]

This forum is bizarre. Berlin beats most cities in the world. Richmond is not even the best place in Virginia to live.

[Lief 🗽]

I've come to realize the entire northern Europe is subject to an incessant media propaganda that systematically distorts facts to create an alternate reality where Greece could magically solve all of its problems and start off anew if it just wanted to, but instead for some reason prefers to continue mooching off the good harworking northern countries. This has become a mass indoctrination. You'd have better chances convincing a Scientology adept that he's being scammed.

[politicus]

If the city is called New York, then the state should be called New Yorkshire. New York (state) resembles Yorkshire much more than it does York, and it would clear up some of the confusion resulting from the city and state having the same name anyway.

[Lief 🗽]

A. No point to being a libertarian if you're not a stoner. I mean really.