The Real Life Picture Thread (PAPOY Creepfest 2015)

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Can we have some type of symbol or disclaimer that signifies exclusion from the gay pickup aspect of PAPOY?  Sometimes I'd like to post a fun times picture without fear of my Inbox blowing up/hurt feelings.

I think you just have to risk it, hockeydude.  I guess now you know how women often feel...
Gays: God's reminder to straight men that sexual advances aren't always welcome.

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Only picture of me in the new year. Wearing a pea coat (I assume it's spelled "pea") from Kmart. Forty bucks. Yeeha. Nativity featured in background to prove Catholic upbringing and such.

Oh good... For a second I thought you might be Episcopalian or something. 

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We are one, holy catholic church in the eyes of God.

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If that were your real hair alfie... Well, that would be...awesome.

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I will defend icespear here.  A real man's man has no fear of a little chest hair.

Some gays don't like twinks with effeminate lisps...

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Bought some new school gear just the other day!

Edit: Just noticed a big lighting problem with the other selfie

AWWW YOU SO CUTE HERE'S MY PHONE NUMBER CALL ME ASAP YOU HANDSOME STUD

Not really

Oh bah humbug...you know all we'd have to do is affix some blonde pigtails on and some red lipstick and he'd be Fitzina, the apple of kalwejts eye.

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jesus christ

Somebody should tell him he's looking a bit haggard.

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RIP Mr. Ryan Mountain.  Just another victim of mike.  And look at that Hint of a smirk in that second one.  Mike you scoundrel!

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So, I've started taking more, erm, "risks" in terms of what I wear. I think I might be gay...

Imo the combo is wrong.  You're already a pointy person so pointy pointy makes you look to pointy.

The first pic... Bad combo.  The scarf should go on plain color or a lighter multicolor with more geometric lines.

Or...keep the shirt and go for a plain colored scarf or one of similar pattern in accentuating color.  Like a red scarf with that shirt or the same pattern but violet instead of blue.

Jao

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Imo the combo is wrong.  You're already a pointy person so pointy pointy makes you look to pointy.

The first pic... Bad combo.  The scarf should go on plain color or a lighter multicolor with more geometric lines.

Or...keep the shirt and go for a plain colored scarf or one of similar pattern in accentuating color.  Like a red scarf with that shirt or the same pattern but violet instead of blue.

Jao

Oh, well... thanks..

Aww...hagrid the clothes werent quite cute or right.  But the effort is.  It'll all fall into place if you keep it up.

Fuzzy sweaters soften the corners.  Florals do too.  Multi color geometrics dont soften but complement pointiness.  You have the right components in the first one...but the combo together doesn't work.  Thats all.  As for that coat?  Love it and leave it.  Nobody should wear that.

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Happy belated birthday kalwejt