[SATIRE] Beebe leaves Governor Mansion; takes all of the doors
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« on: January 12, 2015, 11:56:26 PM »
« edited: January 25, 2015, 03:54:11 PM by Joe Republic »
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Full Story: http://www.rockcitytimes.com/governor-beebe-begins-moving-out-of-governors-mansion-steals-all-the-doors/


At the bottom of the article, Hutchison offers this out-of-touch anecdote:
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2015, 12:04:10 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2015, 02:19:14 AM »
Shades of the Clintons leaving the White House to me.
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2015, 02:23:40 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2015, 02:32:12 AM »
If only he had been more willing to take Boozman's Senate seat in 2016.....

Still, this is hilarious, but man, I want to feel bad for Hutchinson whenever he's around Beebe. First Beebe eviscerated Hutchinson's gubernatorial dreams back in '06 and now he just eviscerated Hutchinson's home. Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2015, 02:35:47 AM »
heheheheheHAHAHAHAHA


Did he tilt all the paintings as well?
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2015, 03:19:17 AM »
Yes, we know
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2015, 03:25:49 AM »
The point is not whether or not this actually happened or not solarstorm. The point is that this such a mega-badass action that we want it to have happened, that we wished it would have happened and prefer to pretend that it did happen because it is frankly just so fing petty and cool at that same time that you want to just skip all the foreplay and move him right to the next base.

Beebe 2016!!!!!!

Plus political news is always made sexier when thrown in with some added exaggeration.

"Governor Beebe tilts paintings, leaves the water running, takes towels, silverware and doors on his way out!!!"
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2015, 03:32:21 AM »
Quote from: Senator North Carolina Yankee on January 13, 2015, 03:27:52 AM
The point is not whether or not this actually happened or not solarstorm.

I'm not sure if everybody commenting has understood that that is a satire site.
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2015, 05:05:30 AM »

Why does Arkansas of all states have its own Onion-esque website?
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2015, 02:54:15 PM »
surely you're joking, mr. beebe
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2015, 03:27:10 PM »
An Arkansas tradition!
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2015, 04:26:21 PM »
Looks like Mike Beebe...
....was a little unhinged
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2015, 04:36:38 PM »
Quote from: Castro2020 on January 13, 2015, 04:26:21 PM
Looks like Mike Beebe...
....was a little unhinged
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« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2015, 01:28:40 AM »

It looks like they have freedom lovers there, too. Grin
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« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2015, 02:50:06 AM »

That pic would work better if he didn't start it with the shades already on but had old Horatio putting them on in the second or third slide. (off, halfway on, on, comence The Who).
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« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2015, 03:03:59 AM »
Quote from: Senator North Carolina Yankee on January 14, 2015, 02:50:06 AM

That pic would work better if he didn't start it with the shades already on but had old Horatio putting them on in the second or third slide. (off, halfway on, on, comence The Who).

Way to miss part of the joke.
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