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Miles
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« on: January 13, 2015, 07:05:56 PM »

Wow.

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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2015, 07:13:25 PM »

Clearly a nefarious plot by President Obama to kill his enemies in the GOP.
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2015, 07:17:22 PM »

American politics are getting not only uglier these days -- but weirder. I hope this is nothing more than mental illness.
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2015, 07:21:27 PM »

Are we certain he hasnt been? the man is awfully orange.
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2015, 07:28:07 PM »

Are we certain he hasnt been? the man is awfully orange.

Heavy use of ethyl alcohol is incompetent self-administration of a poison.

If John Boehner is an alcoholic, then he could do much good for America by coming out of the alcoholic 'closet'.
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2015, 07:32:50 PM »

Are we certain he hasnt been? the man is awfully orange.
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2015, 07:35:05 PM »

Boehner must be a bad tipper.
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2015, 09:38:39 PM »

I was thinking the same thing. Or he could be a very demanding, unreasonable customer. In my pizza days, we had one woman who was both. Of course I would never go so far as to deliberately poison her, but I completely understand the desire.
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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2015, 09:34:06 AM »
« Edited: January 14, 2015, 09:36:14 AM by Murica! »

 Why you have to fail? Sad

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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2015, 11:09:28 AM »

Well, Boehner smokes so he's not far off from poisoning himself.
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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2015, 01:52:27 PM »

Which House Republican put him up to it?
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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2015, 03:01:17 PM »


You want Speaker McCarthy that bad?
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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2015, 10:19:42 PM »


If someone had said this about Obama or Sanders, they would have literally been crucified on this forum.

To be fair, saying this about anyone should result in crucifixion.
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