Update XX: A Darn Good Judge of My Financial Situation

[Joe Biden 2020]

So Our Dear Friend watched the NBA reruns today while Papa puts in 12 hours and his retirement goals are further extended. 

Scumbag.

He had the day off because of the holiday.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Amazon is far too complicated for Clan Bushie.  If only they had somebody in the family with some knowledge of 'electronic commerce' to help them.

It's definitely not too complicated, but it's just that we haven't had a need to look into it, yet.

Are you telling me you have not even visited Amazon.com?! All you have to do is register! There's no other commitments to look into!!

I can't even begin to imagine living without Amazon/online shopping. That's like 95% of my non-food purchases. There's never anything you need in a retail store.

[memphis]

Oklahoma still doesn't make Amazon include sales tax. Seize the day, Bushie. That will not last forever.

[Flake]

Amazon is far too complicated for Clan Bushie.  If only they had somebody in the family with some knowledge of 'electronic commerce' to help them.

It's definitely not too complicated, but it's just that we haven't had a need to look into it, yet.

Are you telling me you have not even visited Amazon.com?! All you have to do is register! There's no other commitments to look into!!

I can't even begin to imagine living without Amazon/online shopping. That's like 95% of my non-food purchases. There's never anything you need in a retail store.

^^^^^
Amazon is truly a gift from God.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Amazon is far too complicated for Clan Bushie.  If only they had somebody in the family with some knowledge of 'electronic commerce' to help them.

It's definitely not too complicated, but it's just that we haven't had a need to look into it, yet.

Are you telling me you have not even visited Amazon.com?! All you have to do is register! There's no other commitments to look into!!

I can't even begin to imagine living without Amazon/online shopping. That's like 95% of my non-food purchases. There's never anything you need in a retail store.

^^^^^
Amazon is truly a gift from God.

I think I have ordered one maybe two school text books from Amazon, but that was a long time ago.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Amazon has only been around for 20 years and Bushie's a very busy guy.

[Knives]

Bushie are you gay? Do you think maybe that's why you don't have a woman?

[Fritz]

Bushie are you gay? Do you think maybe that's why you don't have a woman?

You obviously haven't been following this soap opera very long....Bushie is definitely straight.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I feel weird; I've yet to use Amazon for anything.

[Lankester Merrin]

Smash, my life is not in shambles, but that doesn't mean I am content to leave it where it's at.  God loves me just I am, but loves me too much to leave me where I am.  He wants to see me reach my full potential and that's something I want, as well.  My faith has everything to do with it.  I can't do anything on my own.  I need His strength and guidance to carry me on, because without Him, my life would definitely be in shambles.  You ask me how I can say my life is not in shambles?  My answer is because God is in my life.  He makes everything new.  Don't judge me yet, He's still working on me.  Again, things could be much better than where they are now and I want to get there, but at the same time I cannot be ashamed with where my life is at right now at 8:45 pm CST Wednesday, January 14, 2015.  With God's help, I'll get there.  Without His help, I won't.  Simple as that.

God's Kingdom is about serving others.  And since your deeds reflect your faith...whom are you serving?

Are you serving your parents when you're continually a financial burden to them?

Are you serving your employers when you regularly miss work and get fired for poor performance?

Whom are you serving, other than yourself?

[Adam Griffin]

Smash, my life is not in shambles, but that doesn't mean I am content to leave it where it's at.  God loves me just I am, but loves me too much to leave me where I am.  He wants to see me reach my full potential and that's something I want, as well.  My faith has everything to do with it.  I can't do anything on my own.  I need His strength and guidance to carry me on, because without Him, my life would definitely be in shambles.  You ask me how I can say my life is not in shambles?  My answer is because God is in my life.  He makes everything new.  Don't judge me yet, He's still working on me.  Again, things could be much better than where they are now and I want to get there, but at the same time I cannot be ashamed with where my life is at right now at 8:45 pm CST Wednesday, January 14, 2015.  With God's help, I'll get there.  Without His help, I won't.  Simple as that.

God's Kingdom is about serving others.  And since your deeds reflect your faith...whom are you serving?

Are you serving your parents when you're continually a financial burden to them?

Are you serving your employers when you regularly miss work and get fired for poor performance?

Whom are you serving, other than yourself?

Uh oh, Bushie: you're in trouble now!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

How many applications have you filled out today?

None so far.  I've been looking, but haven't found anything really worth while.  It may be slow because of the holiday.

You realize the internets operate the same everyday, right? 

[Keystone Phil]

Why are people irritated with Our Dear Friend because he doesn't use Amazon? He's getting exercise by going to Walmart!

[King]

Bushie should order a life size sex doll off of Amazon and have it discretely shipped to his Tulsa apartment as a first purchase to stretch out those Amazon.com fingers. I don't think he could buy that in person at his Oklahoma Wal-Mart.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I checked my weight this morning and I am sitting at 290.0.  That is without anything to eat this morning and after a dump.  I was fearing 295, but I'm still at 290 even.

[King]

Congratulations, Bushie. I think you've earned a reward of a live size sex doll from Amazon.com, huh?

[stepney]

http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2014/12/17/4149911.htm

Even better than a dump.

[Lief 🗽]

http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2014/12/17/4149911.htm

Even better than a dump.

Bushie will think about considering starting to breathe a week from now when his family has finished visiting. After he buys $100 of breathing equipment, of course.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

My curiosity got the best of me, so I just did a search on Amazon to see if there really are any lifelike brief-relaxation-minded dolls for sale there. I can confirm: There's a surprisingly large number of fake ladies, and they're especially creepy and expensive. Most in stock and ready to ship!

My Amazon recommendations are going to be really off for a very long time.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

My curiosity got the best of me, so I just did a search on Amazon to see if there really are any lifelike brief-relaxation-minded dolls for sale there. I can confirm: There's a surprisingly large number of fake ladies, and they're especially creepy and expensive. Most in stock and ready to ship!

My Amazon recommendations are going to be really off for a very long time.

Better clear out your internet history or you'll be getting pop ups for those dolls like crazy. 

[King]

http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2014/12/17/4149911.htm

Even better than a dump.

Bushie will think about considering starting to breathe a week from now when his family has finished visiting. After he buys $100 of breathing equipment, of course.

Considering he likely has sleep apnea, he's probably going to need to buy breathing equipment.

[King]

I, too, Amazon searched for sex dolls for ODF and while the complete ladies are very expensive, he can acquire the vagina for less than $100. That is cheaper than most scam job applications! The full lady can be saved up for in time.

[Joe Republic]

Do they have 'full figure' models available?

[WalterMitty]

the only e-commerce bushie participates in is porn.

and why in the world do you consider taking a dump a weight loss tactic?  everyone craps, bushie.  even fats!  fats crap more because they eat more.

[Smash255]

the only e-commerce bushie participates in is porn.

and why in the world do you consider taking a dump a weight loss tactic?  everyone craps, bushie.  even fats!  fats crap more because they eat more.

This is why I shouldn't read update while at work.  I was leaving a message for a potential client when reading this, and almost started cracking up mid-message