Update XX: A Darn Good Judge of My Financial Situation

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Has the Brown family ever been to the Cheesecake Factory? They are a chain that is well known for having extremely large portion sizes and calorie counts. Seems like it'd be their style.

No, we haven't.  And, we won't, either.  The last thing that Dad had before he was diagnosed was a piece of cheesecake.  I'm not a fan of cheesecake myself, so there's no need to go there.

Bushie, dia-beet-us is not like contaminated meat.  You don't catch it from one serving.

Haha, oh dear... Classic Bushie™.

I did not mean that the cheesecake alone was responsible.  It's just the last thing he ate before he was diagnosed.  The cheesecake was probably just icing on the cake (sorry for the pun).  We're still surprised he was diagnosed because he is not a sweets eater.  He eats sweets occasionally, but not as a general rule.  We all thought I would get it before him.

Anyway, I did not gorge myself at lunch and I've already decided for supper, I am just going to scramble a couple eggs.  I don't feel like a greasy, fat-laden hamburger tonight.

 

Okay.  I see.  So the cheesecakes kind of bring up bad memories. 

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Bushie, would you eat this?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, would you eat this?

Oh heck no.  That doesn't even look appealing.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     I think Bushie probably cooked something once and then decided after dinner he'd rather go to Braum's, but it was too late and Braum's was closed. As a result, ODF developed PTSD. Now being near a stove causes him to develop panic attacks, as he thinks about the bacon cheeseburger that never was.

[Joe Biden 2020]

For the record, I was still sitting at 290 as of this morning.  We'll see where I am on Monday.

[memphis]

We have a restaurant in Memphis where you can order a burger that is 4 lbs of meat and 3.5 pounds of cheese, lettuce, tomato, bun, etc. for a total of 7.5 lbs. If you can eat the whole thing in under an hour, it's free. Bushie should roadtrip down I-40 and take on the challenge.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I want a pic of this thing.

[Joe Biden 2020]

We have a restaurant in Memphis where you can order a burger that is 4 lbs of meat and 3.5 pounds of cheese, lettuce, tomato, bun, etc. for a total of 7.5 lbs. If you can eat the whole thing in under an hour, it's free. Bushie should roadtrip down I-40 and take on the challenge.

I may eat a lot, but I do have my limits.  There are some things that are too unhealthy even for me.

[memphis]

http://youtu.be/4qMQVpDFubg

[J-Mann]

For the record, I was still sitting at 290 as of this morning.  We'll see where I am on Monday.

You know that this is nothing to be proud of, right? You should be embarrassed of how much you've let yourself go, but I have a feeling you're not.

[Joe Republic]

I'm not going to consume an entire 2 liter.  I can't do that in one sitting.  The best I can do is about a third.  Plus, it's the Super Bowl.  I'm not going to diet on Super Bowl Sunday.

Nor should you!  Jesus would never have wanted you to starve yourself on one of His holiest days of rest.

[Joe Biden 2020]

For the record, I was still sitting at 290 as of this morning.  We'll see where I am on Monday.

You know that this is nothing to be proud of, right? You should be embarrassed of how much you've let yourself go, but I have a feeling you're not.

When did I say or act proud?  I was just trying to silence the 300 chant and you accuse me of being proud?  Of course I'm not proud of 290.

[Smash255]

Bushie, did you exercise today?

[King]

I just took a Bushiesque 3 hour nap. Refreshing.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I just took a Bushiesque 3 hour nap. Refreshing.

No waaaaaaay!  I just ate a Bushiesque dinner.  5 chicken strips.  Three in bowl smothered in mashed taters and BBQ sauce.  Two on a roll with buffalo sauce, pepper jack cheese, bacon, roasted red peppers, baby spinach, and oil.  Washed that down with a tall glass of Sprite. 

Yummy as balls!

[WalterMitty]

I'm not going to consume an entire 2 liter.  I can't do that in one sitting.  The best I can do is about a third.  Plus, it's the Super Bowl.  I'm not going to diet on Super Bowl Sunday.

Nor should you!  Jesus would never have wanted you to starve yourself on one of His holiest days of rest.

another sign of bushie's denial.

who cares if it is super bowl sunday?  does that mean a morbidly obese should shove even more crap into his system?

ugh.

what about exercise?  is that unamerican too on super bowl sunday?

[memphis]

It is rather ironic to use a sporting event as an excuse for not moving and eating garbage all day.

[WalterMitty]

5'7" 300 ibs.  that should be a wake up call.

odf has to be having some mobility struggles by now.

[King]

odf has to be having some mobility struggles by now.

Hard to tell if he struggles at mobility when he has no mobility ambition.

[Lief 🗽]

I gotta say, I don't think I've ever been as excited for anything like I am the 300 Pound 20th Season Finale Extravaganza. Yes it's blatantly ripping off a Simpsons storyline, but I'm confident the writers will deliver their own genius spin on it.

[Joe Biden 2020]

5'7" 300 ibs.  that should be a wake up call.

odf has to be having some mobility struggles by now.

I move around just fine, actually.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

You know, I keep hearing that being as fat as Bushie is common in Oklahoma but...



That's from Oklahoma City. So I guess Ingress players just never are as fat as Bushie?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

5'7" 300 ibs.  that should be a wake up call.

Sheesh,  I'm overweight, yet I'm both significantly taller and significantly lighter.

[WalterMitty]

5'7" 300 ibs.  that should be a wake up call.

Sheesh,  I'm overweight, yet I'm both significantly taller and significantly lighter.

you obviously dont love america as much as bushie does, or else you would eat a lot more on our holy days.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

You know, I keep hearing that being as fat as Bushie is common in Oklahoma but...



That's from Oklahoma City. So I guess Ingress players just never are as fat as Bushie?

Why would Okie fats be interested in a game that forces them out their Rascal?