Update XX: A Darn Good Judge of My Financial Situation

[WalterMitty]

how did bushie spend napping today?

[WalterMitty]

how did bushie spend napping today?

unfortunately without facial book access there's no way of knowing if the nap was a full six hours, or only four.

He is probably happy he doesn't have work interfering with napping

[WalterMitty]

 r.i.p.  granny.

the family bushie expects a nearly 90 year old woman to wait on them hand and foot.

[WalterMitty]

where will bushie be sleeping during his stay at the parent's mobile home?

[WalterMitty]

bushie majored in e-commerce, still refuses to do simple tasks online.

[WalterMitty]

bushie majored in e-commerce, still refuses to do simple tasks online.

That's a really good point. Crazy! Maybe he's aware of some especially frightening internet security issues the rest of us don't know about. Or maybe he's just being Bushie. Sigh...

bushie also prefers paper job applications and paper pay checks instead of direct deposit.

[WalterMitty]

how many naps today?

[WalterMitty]

the only e-commerce bushie participates in is porn.

and why in the world do you consider taking a dump a weight loss tactic?  everyone craps, bushie.  even fats!  fats crap more because they eat more.

[WalterMitty]

bushie probably doesnt do online shopping because some okies probably told him that shopping at wal mart and buying super duper computers on credit at best buy is good, wholesome, old fashioned country living.

[WalterMitty]

bushie, i work in a grocery store.  i notice you like to think that occupation is beneath you.

i would just point out...im getting paid tomorrow.  when is your next paycheck coming in?

[WalterMitty]

i also assume that bushie has not 'scaled back' the unnecessary super duper cable package in the unnecessary apartment?

[WalterMitty]

i also assume that bushie has not 'scaled back' the unnecessary super duper cable package in the unnecessary apartment?

[WalterMitty]

How is your non-deadbeat brother doing? He lives in New York, right? What does he do again?

He's doing fine.  I'm not exactly sure what he does, but he is working and enjoying it.  Yes, he lives in far northern New York near Plattsburgh.

How can you not know what he does? That's always baffled me ... spouses, parents or siblings who don't know what those closest to them do. It seems quite common.

one thing we do know is that the brother bushie seems to have his act together.  he doesnt need to go sponge off a 90 year old woman.

he likely keeps his distance from the choctaw/okc branch of the brown family.

[WalterMitty]

no answer on the scaling back of the cable package.

im guessing that is crazy talk to suggest such a thing.

[WalterMitty]

no answer on the scaling back of the cable package.

im guessing that is crazy talk to suggest such a thing.

Bushie answered a few pages back in a long post. Cancelling the cable package means "living like someone from the 1940s" and that he'd have to "sleep all day" with no entertainment.

that's funny since he is the one who is always championing good old fashioned living.

i guess super duper cable packages (paid for by your parents) is old fashioned?

[WalterMitty]

Bushie what did you originally want to major in before you got sucked into e-commerce?

[WalterMitty]

Bushie what did you originally want to major in before you got sucked into e-commerce?

As a child, I wanted to major in meteorology at the University of Oklahoma.  Unfortunately, though, I did not have the proper ACT score to get into OU, so I had to go to a regional university.

You could have transferred to ou.

[WalterMitty]

I was being sarcastic. I'm not aware of Jeff buying such a thing, but the fact that it was being taken seriously kind of sums up the problem.

It's really not a good idea to just make stuff up like that, because people are going to believe it and start throwing it around as a real fact. Remember how half of Update believed (still believes?) that Bushie was listening to the radio at his Tulsa CADD job.

Didn't he admit to listening to the radio!

[WalterMitty]

that was the funny part...someone made a joke about bushie playing the radio.  turns out he did play the radio at work!

can you confirm once again bushe that you listened to the radio at work?

[WalterMitty]

1.  didnt you vote for obama...twice?  (then again so did i)

2.  what kind of music did you listen to at work?

[WalterMitty]

bushie, i know you are a student of severe weather, do you believe in global climate change, or is it a liberal conspiracy?

[WalterMitty]

bushie lets this be a wake up call.

a 5'7" 300ib man does not make a good physical impression.

and remember, it was *you* that said bigotry isnt always a bad thing...

[WalterMitty]

i think we all realize that in bushie's circle of friends and family...being a fat is not a bad thing and not looked down upon.

im sure mama bushie encourages him to eat more.

[WalterMitty]

bushie, if you ate a light (i.e. normal supper for the rest of us) would mama bushie encourage you to eat more?

[WalterMitty]

Only a matter of time before bushie needs a scooter.  And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.