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Filuwaúrdjan
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« on: January 26, 2015, 01:55:34 PM »

When you see Christie do you see yourself?
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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2015, 07:30:22 PM »

You're a walking tub of lard and you're only expanding. It doesn't take a doctor to foresee potential heart attacks. This is why you should eat less and exercise more.
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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2015, 02:04:07 PM »


For a man with his ultra sedentary lifestyle and his considerable girth, then it absolutely would be.
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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2015, 11:21:04 AM »

Not all of that is really easy on the stomach.

Yeah, it actually reads like a bad joke.

Clear soups can be good, incidentally. Can you get Miso in Oklahoma?
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2015, 12:06:56 PM »


Is it wrong to find this funny? Or is that a normal way of writing saucepan in America?
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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2015, 02:40:50 PM »

Wait, you're selling PDQ machines now? That's insane. I work in retail at the moment: every shop that needs one has one already (and has done for ages now. Literally ages. Eons) and if one breaks for whatever reason, they'll get a replacement from whoever provided them with the original machine. They will not buy them from door-to-door or telephone salesmen. Abort, abort, abort, abort!
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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2015, 02:42:03 PM »

I can't believe this. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus Christ. How better to put this? Aha!

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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2015, 02:46:05 PM »

Anyone want to give me odds that this isn't a "base salary"?

I'd be shocked if this business's entire inventory is worth $30,000.

Well, yeah. No one will be buying those things as they have them already.
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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2015, 08:48:03 PM »

Here's some classic advice and you'd do well to follow it. If something looks to good to be true, then it probably is.
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