The Reign of Andrew Cuomo

[Panda Express]

Tom Wolf awoke to the sound of a flurry of bats. He groaned and got up. He longed for the days when he was governor.

"I long for the days when I was governor" Tom Wolf muttered.

His beard was very long and he was very unkempt. It was the year 2020.

In 2016, Hillary Clinton ran for president. She picked New York Governor Andrew Cuomo for her running mate. Immediately upon being taking the oath of office, she cackled maniacally. Hahaha, you fools! I was once a registered Republican! And I still am! And my running mate is a Republican too! Now all you Democrats will go the way of the dodo! My right-hand man, Andrew Cuomo, will see to it that all Democrats are expunged from this land!



 All Democratic lawmakers were given a choice - covert to the GOP or die.　Many chose death, although a few converted. All Democratic governors were rounded up and shot (there was only like 5 remaining Dem governors in 2016, but still) and replaced with Andrew Cuomo goons. From state senator to mayor to dogcatcher, all Democrats were purged.

Tom Wolf clenched his fist into a ball. "Cuomo! Damn him!"

FLASHBACK - February 2016

Philadelphia was in ruins. Fire and explosions were everywhere.

"Governor Wolf, they're coming! The Governor's Mansion is under siege!"

"Yes, this could be the end. If you want to leave, now is the time."

"No way sir. You are a massive baller. I'll go down with you"

The door broke was kicked in. Suddenly, a bunch of Rethuglicans in riot attire entered the room with guns pointed at Wolf.

Tom Wolf kicked the gun out of one of the goons hand and took it and shot him. He killed all the GOP goons all cool like.

"Haha, the GOP has got nothing on me!"

"Wow, Tom Wolf, you're amazing."

Just then, a shadowy figure entered the room.

It was Andrew Cuomo.

They engaged in hand to hand combat, but Andrew Cuomo blocked every one of Tom Wolf's attacks.

Tom Wolf began panting heavily.

(Oh, and Andrew Cuomo plucked out Tom Wolf's eye during the fight. So he now wears an eyepatch btw)

"You were a tough nut crack, Wolf. But it's over. Any last words?"

Tom Wolf threw a smokebomb and escaped into a cave. He's been living there ever since.

"Run. Run away and never return!"

Tom Wolf was the last Democrat. The GOP now ran everything. Because of this, the USA was in shambles.

Just then Andrew Cuomo heard a knock on the door. He opened it up.

It was a woman in a cloak.

"Tom Wolf?"

"It's been ages since I last heard that name... but yes, I think that's what they used to call me"

"My name is Zephyr Teachout. And I need your help to overthrow Clinton and Cuomo, defeat the GOP and restore the Dems to power."

Tom Wolf clenched his fist into a ball. "Cuomo! Damn him!"

"Ok, let's do this"

[Antonio the Sixth]

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[Cranberry]

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[rpryor03]

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[The Other Castro]

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[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Best. TL. Ever.

I like the style a lot. It's like the same style as @Seinfeld2000 but readable (are you the same person? - the resemblance in the opening lines is uncanny). Though the misspellings of imagen and Obame do make me laugh in that one still. Regardless, this setup is perfection.

[Captain Chaos]

Predicting this TL will die before the end of this weekend.

[Türkisblau]

Best. TL. Ever.

I like the style a lot. It's like the same style as @Seinfeld2000 but readable (are you the same person? - the resemblance in the opening lines is uncanny). Though the misspellings of imagen and Obame do make me laugh in that one still. Regardless, this setup is perfection.

[Lief 🗽]

It's terrifying how realistic this is. I wouldn't be surprised if this all happened exactly as you have written it. Bravo old friend.

[IceSpear]

As someone who loves Hillary and Wolf and despises Cuomo, this timeline conflicts me.

[Bakersfield Uber Alles]

Looks like Cuomo needs to send one of his new Republican Dogcatchers after Wolf!

[Türkisblau]

Predicting this TL will die before the end of this weekend.

Looks like it didn't even make it to the weekend.