Atlas Ministry of Purity Crimes Self-Reporting Thread

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I started a conversation with my BFF this week with "you remember that Asian bitch I told you about?". 

[Lief 🗽]

I started a conversation with my BFF this week

Is the BFF a woman or a man? Either way you're in for a boatload of death points, but the crimes are different depending (misogynistic hate speech/threatening language vs. homoerotic obscenity/adult material). 

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I started a conversation with my BFF this week

Is the BFF a woman or a man? Either way you're in for a boatload of death points, but the crimes are different depending (misogynistic hate speech/threatening language vs. homoerotic obscenity/adult material). 

My BFF is female.  She was not offended, but I should've been thinking of Gully and Oaky : ( 

[Lief 🗽]

Yes, good point. It looks like Hockeydude is pretty well f[inks]ed now. Maybe he could negotiate a lighter penalty of, say, fifty death points and chemical castration instead of the perma ban that's about to come his way?

[memphis]

You spoke to her? My heavens, what a raging misogynist you are! Will the oppression from the MRAs never cease?

[free my dawg]

I had impure thoughts about an Obama supporter today. Not only am I doomed to whatever punishment the Purity Ministry condemns for me, I will surely be purged in the Glorious People's Revolution.

[memphis]

While driving my car today, I saw an orange construction sign that said Men Working. I could not help but think of the soul crushing anguish of millions of women who will see such signs and feel that they are unwelcome to do the dangerous, and oh so glamourous work of local road repairs. Although I was not at all involved in the design of the sign, I do feel compelled to turn myself in for having read it, and, therefore, having participated in the oppression.

[Simfan34]

It seems I will need more time to prepare my dissertation of self-criticism.

While driving my car today, I saw an orange construction sign that said Men Working. I could not help but think of the soul crushing anguish of millions of women who will see such signs and feel that they are unwelcome to do the dangerous, and oh so glamourous work of local road repairs. Although I was not at all involved in the design of the sign, I do feel compelled to turn myself in for having read it, and, therefore, having participated in the oppression.

I've always wondered about those signs. They're very un-PC.

[Gustaf]

You guys should really stop embarrassing yourselves with this.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I went to a deli for lunch.  A woman made me a sandwich and brought it to me.

Considering my earlier Sandra Fluke comments:



I'm a hopeless excuse for human being.  I should have demanded the sweaty bastard in the stained  white t-shirt who was scratching his nuts bring me the sandwich.

I'll miss you guys when the troika of Gustaf, Gully, and oakvale read this and have my nuts boiled in oil.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I had impure thoughts about an Obama supporter today. Not only am I doomed to whatever punishment the Purity Ministry condemns for me, I will surely be purged in the Glorious People's Revolution.

Get out of this trainwreck of a thread. You are better than that.

[King]

I created Atlas Ministry of Purity Crimes Self-Reporting Thread, which I have come to find out is one of the highest crimes of the new regime.

Get out of this trainwreck of a thread. You are better than that.

[free my dawg]

I posted in the Atlas Ministry of Purity Crimes Self-Reporting Thread.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

This is in the top 10 of worst Atlas threads.

[Simfan34]

You guys should really stop embarrassing yourselves with this.

Soon. I will do it very soon.

[free my dawg]

I had impure thoughts about an Obama supporter today. Not only am I doomed to whatever punishment the Purity Ministry condemns for me, I will surely be purged in the Glorious People's Revolution.

Get out of this trainwreck of a thread. You are better than that.

I had to confess my crimes against the proletariat.

[Paul Kemp]

yikes

[Lief 🗽]

This is in the top 10 of worst Atlas threads.

Well there's a Snowstalker post in it, so it's definitely in the running, yes.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

I don't really understand this thread. Is it supposed to imply that oakvale and his "faction" are SJW's?   

[Lief 🗽]

I don't really understand this thread. Is it supposed to imply that oakvale and his "faction" are SJW's?  

That's not how I interpreted it (I would probably consider myself a "SJW" if that weren't a pejorative). It's making fun of the anti-sex views that seem to run rampant on this forum, and especially the homophobic double standards that result in Libertas being banned because he had the audacity to talk about a gay relationship where the two men *gasp* have sex.

edit: It will also, apparently, be the repository of what I can only assume will be a legendary Simfan post (see below).

[Simfan34]

TEASER

I was reading this article:

http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/12/14/thai-princess-mysteriously-stripped-of-her-title-and-erased-from-family-photos/

And wound up reading this article:

http://news.nationalpost.com/2015/01/22/the-sun-tabloid-runs-page-three-photo-of-topless-model-making-competitors-look-very-silly/

[Sol]

I don't really understand this thread. Is it supposed to imply that oakvale and his "faction" are SJW's?   

There's a very strange meme in Atlas culture that Oakvale and Gully Foyle are "ban boyz," mostly due to their activism against Opebo. Gully's taking of Opebo's vile postings from another forum was seized upon by Grumps and his ilk as proof of their dislike of sex. Which has gotten conflated with Social Justice-oriented positions held by some folks on the forum and out mostly due to their concerns about Rape Culture, etc.

Which is confusing because really no one on the forum is very prudish (Perhaps one could describe Madeline as such, although that would be wrong). Some of these folks seem to think that the main objection to Libertas's unbanning came from such folks, which obviously untrue. See Snowstalker's past fawning over Opebo versus Madeline and Alfred's support of Libertas.

And some people also think that the criticism of Opebo's postings on other forums is  because people don't like sex, or whatever. Which is patently untrue--Opebo's postings were misogynistic and seemed to indicate some coercion of the prostitutes he was frequenting.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

This thread is the Atlas equivalent of The 1/2 Hour News Hour.

[Lief 🗽]

It's pretty terrifying how quickly the regime's toadies descend on anything at all critical of it.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

It's pretty terrifying how quickly the regime's toadies descend on anything at all critical of it.

grow up.