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« Reply #150 on: January 26, 2015, 01:01:05 AM »
« edited: January 26, 2015, 01:03:47 AM by Frodo »


Judging by how this winter has progressed so far, I knew we were going to get next to nothing out of this system...   Tongue
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« Reply #151 on: January 26, 2015, 01:07:03 AM »
« Edited: January 26, 2015, 02:02:23 AM by Governor Varavour »


ALL HEADLINES, ALL SPIN, ALL FONTS, ALL THE TIME
PUBLISHED BY VARAVOUR.

BREAKING NEWS

UNCONFIRMED REPORTS: THE EURO MODEL "HOLDS".... "HUGE HIT" IS "STILL ON" SAY RANDOM PEOPLE ON WEATHER FORUM

UPDATE... MAP RELEASED... 24+ RECORD BREAKING SNOW STILL IN WORKS FOR NYC



UPDATE... ANOTHER MAP RELEASED... 30+




(goodness I feel like such an autist right now. Weather? Really? Weather?!)
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« Reply #152 on: January 26, 2015, 01:56:01 AM »

Also, again with those two, what ever could possibly be so funny? Well guys, I'm calling it a night.

Will normal operations be normal?
Will there actually be mulled wine?
Will we ever figure out what the women upstairs are laughing about?
Will I ever finish this literature review for my professor?
Will I manage to get to my 8:40 class on time?
Will we ever get to see me get anywhere with, erm, you know?


Stay tuned for tomorrow's Atlas Ministry of Purity Crimes- what? Are we actually calling it that?
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« Reply #153 on: January 26, 2015, 01:56:39 AM »

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« Reply #154 on: January 26, 2015, 01:57:44 AM »

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goddamnit

RIP LIEF Cry
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« Reply #155 on: January 26, 2015, 02:00:31 AM »

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Haven't gotten an email, but NORMAL OPERATIONS! There will be the normally operating normally expected normal operations for the normal university, as normal, normally on tomorrow during the normal snowstorm where we will have the... normal 24-36 inches of snow?

EDIT: Wait, they didn't even use the words "normal operations" in that!
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« Reply #156 on: January 26, 2015, 07:28:00 AM »

This thread has become completely bizarre, especially because different people are simultaneously acting as if it's about completely different things. Which is all a good thing of course.

I mostly came on to say that mulled wine is a sad Anglo-Saxon excuse for glögg. Also, Deus is being a bit creepy again but I can't be bothered. Glögg is more important.
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« Reply #157 on: January 26, 2015, 12:39:49 PM »

BREAKING NEWS: CLASS CANCELED AFTER 3 PM TODAY, ALL DAY TOMORROW
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« Reply #158 on: January 26, 2015, 12:43:58 PM »

BREAKING NEWS: CLASS CANCELED AFTER 3 PM TODAY, ALL DAY TOMORROW

Naps, and sports tv await?
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« Reply #159 on: January 26, 2015, 12:45:01 PM »

BREAKING NEWS: CLASS CANCELED AFTER 3 PM TODAY, ALL DAY TOMORROW

Naps, and sports tv await?

yes, if only I could pick up some Braum's (double bacon cheeseburger with fries and an accidental non-diet coke) on my way home!
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« Reply #160 on: January 26, 2015, 04:31:28 PM »

This is troubling news for the AMPC. Fornication rates undoubtedly spike during snow storms!
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« Reply #161 on: January 26, 2015, 05:10:43 PM »

This is troubling news for the AMPC. Fornication rates undoubtedly spike during snow storms!

And I live off campus! Sad

Update coming when I get home.
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« Reply #162 on: January 26, 2015, 05:26:52 PM »

BREAKING: ORDER BEGINS TO BREAK DOWN IN UNION SQUARE

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« Reply #163 on: January 26, 2015, 05:43:46 PM »

jesus christ cuomo

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« Reply #164 on: January 26, 2015, 05:50:12 PM »

"As a major winter storm continued its advance toward New York City, Mayor Bill de Blasio advised residents Monday to make peace with whatever higher power they call God, for all shall meet their death in the coming tempest. “The furious hoarfrost bearing down upon us knows neither mercy nor reason, and all within the five boroughs will perish, cowering in their brittle dwellings,” said de Blasio"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nyc-mayor-reconcile-yourselves-with-your-god-for-a,37850/
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« Reply #165 on: January 26, 2015, 05:59:10 PM »

Roland Emmerich is a prophet. RIP to all those burnt books at the New York library.
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« Reply #166 on: January 26, 2015, 06:00:07 PM »

BREAKING: ORDER BEGINS TO BREAK DOWN IN UNION SQUARE



The desperate food hordes' target of choice being a Whole Foods is the most Northeastern-city thing I've ever seen.
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« Reply #167 on: January 26, 2015, 06:22:53 PM »

There was a proper line in front of Westside Market, it was orderly though... they've given up with the street lights... still on the search for hot cocoa, found my Lapsang Souchong... wish me luck.
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« Reply #168 on: January 26, 2015, 06:23:02 PM »

In the Simfan wing of the AMPC-related news, my employer has offered to pay full tuition/books for a graduate certificate in either Project Management, Accounting, or Human Resources. I'm not particular interested in any of these subjects, but would be foolish to turn down a free graduate level piece of paper--and each is only a four course online program!

Which certy do you all suggest would be the most worthwhile? I'm leaning Project Management.
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« Reply #169 on: January 26, 2015, 06:23:27 PM »

Will the commie De Blasio only clean up the streets of the evil poor; leaving the good wholesome rich trapped in their own homes?
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« Reply #170 on: January 26, 2015, 06:31:14 PM »

In the Simfan wing of the AMPC-related news, my employer has offered to pay full tuition/books for a graduate certificate in either Project Management, Accounting, or Human Resources. I'm not particular interested in any of these subjects, but would be foolish to turn down a free graduate level piece of paper--and each is only a four course online program!

Which certy do you all suggest would be the most worthwhile? I'm leaning Project Management.

Project Management sounds the most useful. Are you currently an accountant or an HR person (or do you want to be in the future)? Because if not I don't see the point of those.
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« Reply #171 on: January 26, 2015, 07:06:07 PM »

Project Management is a scourge on humanity.
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« Reply #172 on: January 26, 2015, 07:14:34 PM »

what, you think projects are just gonna manage themselves??!
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« Reply #173 on: January 26, 2015, 07:30:39 PM »

each is only a four course online program!

An on-line degree!  From the University of Phoenix, perhaps?  That's the Harvard of on-line universities, you know.  How could you possibly turn that down?
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« Reply #174 on: January 26, 2015, 07:41:15 PM »

I'm not planning to do anything related to any of this. I'm a staunch anti-MBA who would normally agree with Gustaf if not for the intriguing $0 price tag. It's being presented as a pick your career path in the business world kind of deal.  

Angus is also correct. This is actually the bigger curiosity for why I am going along with this offer. I will be attending a for-profit online university, which is a subsidiary of the same holding company of which my employer is also a subsidiary--hence the benefit bux. It's not UoP, though. I've always been intrigued to what these for-profits actually sell and the ability to check it out at zero risk is unique.
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