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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« on: January 21, 2015, 03:44:27 PM »
The Prude Crew who can't live with something on their conscious even as simple (yet major) as King's transgression should flood this ministry.  I'm guessing 2000 posts within a week.
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2015, 08:36:22 PM »
I'm going to miss my good friend, angus.  (I know 35 points for missing him). Cry
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2015, 01:50:08 PM »
Quote from: Torie on January 22, 2015, 08:20:42 AM
By the way, I've been in Thailand. Putting aside the death points issue, do I need to hire a criminal lawyer?

According to Gustaf, Gully, and oakvale, yes.
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2015, 02:34:49 PM »
I went to a deli for lunch.  A woman made me a sandwich and brought it to me.

Considering my earlier Sandra Fluke comments:



I'm a hopeless excuse for human being.  I should have demanded the sweaty bastard in the stained  white t-shirt who was scratching his nuts bring me the sandwich.

I'll miss you guys when the troika of Gustaf, Gully, and oakvale read this and have my nuts boiled in oil.
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2015, 11:04:47 AM »
Damn, Simi.........throwing water on a fire isn't what we needed here.

For today - We are ordering Chinese food for lunch today.  We will be oppressing a minority group in an act of pure racism to feed our hungry white bellies.  Of course, the Chinese further oppress as there's a WOMAN cooking.....

Between our racist and misogynistic acts, we expect to be banned long before the weekend lets out.  Cry
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2015, 04:40:17 PM »
I had impure thoughts about the dozens of hot milfs I saw at the grocery store yesterday.   I'm immediately heading to therapy to make my mind right.
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2015, 12:43:58 PM »
Quote from: Lief on January 26, 2015, 12:39:49 PM
BREAKING NEWS: CLASS CANCELED AFTER 3 PM TODAY, ALL DAY TOMORROW

Naps, and sports tv await?
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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2015, 10:49:40 AM »
Quote from: Governor Varavour on January 30, 2015, 05:52:49 AM
...and why on earth did I leave the library at 5:30 am? I know exactly what I produced by the end of that time, but it's literally been 12 hours since I left class... how did I manage to spend that much time doing what I did, in the library?

Were you watching porn on the library computers?
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« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2015, 10:08:01 AM »
I think the thread should stay with its true intent........
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