Atlas Ministry of Purity Crimes Self-Reporting Thread

[Torie]

To be fair to the anti-sex forces that now run this forum with an iron fist, I do not believe that heterosexual relations have been outlawed yet (unless of course they take place in Thailand, in which case you are guilty of being a child rapist). So while King will likely incur 40-50 death points for this disgusting display of vulgar and obscene pornography, I don't think he will be banned for it.

You sir have taken the art of hyperbole to a whole new level. You do know that DAVE has written into the text of our rules of use that "hyperbole" is subject to death points?  Good luck to you my friend. You might need it.

By the way, I've been in Thailand. Putting aside the death points issue, do I need to hire a criminal lawyer?

[Torie]

Low on the social totem pole? Are we conflating theology with low self esteem simfan in your text (I am low on the social pole and have low self esteem, and thus to desire anyone is "sinful")? I don't think in Catholic theology "disordered" = "sinful."  E.g., having a sexual attraction to the same sex is "disordered" but only sinful if physical acts are involved, and that has nothing to do with being gay, but about sex outside of marriage, and obtains equally for hetero sex.

To the extent the above is purported to be self description, rather than meant to be jocular jive for a thread that's mostly along those lines, the fit does not ring true to me at all, you being at elite schools and all, highly educated, smart, etc. But humans are complex individuals, and appearances can be totally deceiving, and I realize that more now, than when someone other than ancient. Best.

[Torie]

It seems we have our first purity crimes/comedy goldmine double post! 5 death points for this deleted post.

He regularly flirts with Tr'sawn, a 6'2' African American dancer famous around DC circles. Her extreme height help fuel his "I'm an oompa loompa" themed sex kink.

I curtsey and thank the mods for their generous punishment.

With rumblings from The Atlas subforum that the moderators are compiling The List once again, and now this punishment, it looks like your days are numbered old friend. RIP.

I think you put out more erroneous information about what goes on in the Cave than all the other forumites combined. You have a unique "talent" there, Lief.