Would Bushie be better off if he was a Scientologist?

[Indy Texas]

Then he'd just be spending his parents' money on E-meter readings and various retreats. Though if he moved into one of their compounds and basically became their indentured servant, he wouldn't have to worry about looking for a job and his room and board would be taken care of - and he'd probably lose a lot of weight.

Toss-up.