like I've known what tinder is IN THE ABSTRACT of course, but I've been in a monogamous relationship since before it was invented, but tonight I went out with two dudes and they were on their phones swiping left and right and making awkward texting flirtations all goddamn night, and I've only just really realize the GRAVITY of the situation I suppose, jesus christ what have we done, we finally really did it
Oh you're only scratching the surface to the gates of hell, you should get antiquated with Grindr...
I'm not a big fan of Tinder but I also don't mind it that much. Never used it myself though. Did give my friend a job!
A blow job?