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ElectionsGuy
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« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2015, 06:42:14 PM »
He's the son of a Goldwater staffer set on making various accounts on forums to spew his propaganda.
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« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2015, 07:11:09 PM »
He hates elections and is only a member here as part of an elaborate CIA project.
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Chancellor Tanterterg
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« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2015, 07:39:23 PM »
Chairman Sanchez is really an illegal immigrant who came here to vote for Democrats like Lois Frankel and Debbie Wasserman Schultz.  His forum persona is his cover in case anyone gets suspicious.
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« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2015, 08:13:39 PM »
X: The letter X has 4 sides. The number of sides minus the amount of letters is 3. Three is the amount of sides on a triangle. Illuminati confirmed!
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« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2015, 09:38:37 PM »
Is Hamilton.
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RR1997
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« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2015, 10:10:38 PM »
Is a sock of a former member whose made plenty of other socks. Is a member of the Sock Illuminati (terrible response, I know. I couldn't think of anything better Sad )
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Maxwell
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« Reply #31 on: January 31, 2015, 01:50:59 AM »
doesn't even smoke weed everyday
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #32 on: January 31, 2015, 05:16:48 AM »
He never actually found the equations that bear his name, but stole them from a fellow scientist.
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Cranberry
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« Reply #33 on: January 31, 2015, 05:23:07 AM »
He's actually Marie Le Pen Surprise
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« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2015, 08:45:02 AM »
the good senator is actually a blueberry in disguise
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« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2015, 08:46:55 AM »
« Edited: January 31, 2015, 08:48:36 AM by Joffrey Baratheon, King of the Vicious Idiots »
He is not really a person; he is actually an articitifically intelligent computer program.
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« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2015, 09:00:13 AM »
He's not actually King Robert's son, but rather the incestuous son of Cersei and Jaime Lannister.
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« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2015, 11:16:27 AM »
He's really Nancy Pelosi and his Social Democratic policies are really part of Pelosi's socialist San Francisco values agenda.
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« Reply #38 on: January 31, 2015, 01:00:32 PM »
Chairman Sanchez hasn't actually been Chairman since 1974.  He is, however, an actual YaBB God with nefarious powers.
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The Other Castro
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« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2015, 05:00:05 PM »
is actually Bob McDonnell posting from prison
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ChairmanSanchez
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« Reply #40 on: January 31, 2015, 05:13:37 PM »
He is Julian Castro and is testing the waters via the internet for a potential 2018 gubernatorial bid.
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« Reply #41 on: January 31, 2015, 07:07:24 PM »
is posting from the grave.
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Thomas D
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« Reply #42 on: January 31, 2015, 07:13:47 PM »
Is posting from ChairmanSanchez's grave.






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« Reply #43 on: January 31, 2015, 07:24:29 PM »
Thomas D actually is none other than Thomas Dewey, returned from Hades to wreak revenge on the polls that gave him false hope.
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« Reply #44 on: January 31, 2015, 08:29:00 PM »
Is actually David Cameron putting on a false persona to troll us.
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ElectionsGuy
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« Reply #45 on: January 31, 2015, 08:37:56 PM »
He actually lives in Mesa, AZ and has never traveled anywhere out of state.
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« Reply #46 on: January 31, 2015, 08:57:25 PM »
Actually hates elections but posts here to fulfill masochistic urges
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