Does TheTarHeelGent's Age BLOW YOUR MIND?

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

I was listening to Paradise Fears (a metal band from Clay County, SD, which voted for Biden last year) as I was browsing the Atlas Forum last night, when I saw a thread from TheTarHeelGent asking if anyone can guess his age. CRAZY, RIGHT? Discovering this answer could solve world hunger, cancer, and Radiohead. Truly revolutionary stuff!

I showed this thread to my cleaning lady wondering if she could come up with an answer. She thinks he's 6, which she added was coincidentally how long my penis was (in centimeters). Does this BLOW YOUR MIND‽

[HillGoose]

do what

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

do what

yuor mom

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

Sassy Koops might be my favorite thing ever. 

[THG]

It’s amusing how people seem to believe that I’m either 15 or 55.

I think I’ve implied my real age more times than not to have a satisfactory estimate. I have noted the amount of times about the period that I was attending high school.

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

It’s amusing how people seem to believe that I’m either 15 or 55.

I think I’ve implied my real age more times than not to have a satisfactory estimate. I have noted the amount of times about the period that I was attending high school.

I genuinely don't think people have been paying attention to you specifically (and I promise I'm not trying to be mean or condescending). 

Takes a while to build up a status where people know you by name around here. 

[THG]

It’s amusing how people seem to believe that I’m either 15 or 55.

I think I’ve implied my real age more times than not to have a satisfactory estimate. I have noted the amount of times about the period that I was attending high school.

I genuinely don't think people have been paying attention to you specifically (and I promise I'm not trying to be mean or condescending).  

Takes a while to build up a status where people know you by name around here.  

I meant to infer that it’s funny how everyone here either thinks I’m either an undercover middle aged National Review editor, or a teenager.....

That’s the point.

[Donerail]

I meant to infer that it’s funny how everyone here either thinks I’m either an undercover middle aged National Review editor, or a teenager.....

No one thinks you have a job where you're paid to write.