ARREST TMTHFORU94

[Filuwaúrdjan]

A speech delivered earlier to members of the Transcendental Democrats:

It has recently emerged that the former President Napoleon was, in fact, the notorious criminal Hamilton in disguise. He appears to have outwitted authorities due to his cunning use of voice coaching, a false nose and a cocked hat. This leads me to suspect that he will doubtless return at some point in the future, for that is how he rolls. I suspect that next time he will appear in the guise of a foolish man with absurd facial hair and red trousers.

Yet Napoleon Hamilton is not the true focus of this speech. For in the unmasking of that greatest of criminals it emerged that his identity was known to a respected member of the Atlasian Establishment. This shocking detail is deeply disturbing and points clearly and undeniably towards collusion and conspiracy. Who is the cuckoo in the nest, I hear you ask? Who is the traitor? Who is, perhaps even, the mole? None other than tmthforu94, of all people.

Yes, yes... shocking, shocking. Truly shocking. I submit that something must be done, and done at once. I call on the authorities to arrest this traitor at once and place him on trial on charges of Treason. A failure to act on this point will be regarded, and rightly so, as evidence of an Establishment conspiracy that reaches even higher and even further than the loathsome Kansan cretin. The traitor must be apprehended! The traitor must be punished! The traitor must die!

[Adam Griffin]

I'll overlook your use of my patent-pending phrase because this is, in fact, DEEPLY F[INKS]ING DISTURBING! For all we know, they are one and the same!

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

I swear to God Tmth...

[Simfan34]

Okay guys, can we stop being absurd for a moment and be serious? What exactly are you accusing Tmth of? I know that Tmth is a very real person who very much exists- people (although not me) have met him so he obviously cannot be Mercado. Unless there's something I don't know here. Please explain.

Otherwise I don't know what this is; it certainly isn't funny, so I'm at a complete loss.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Okay guys, can we stop being absurd for a moment and be serious? What exactly are you accusing Tmth of? I know that Tmth is a very real person who very much exists- people (although not me) have met him so he obviously cannot be Mercado. Unless there's something I don't know here. Please explain.

Otherwise I don't know what this is; it certainly isn't funny, so I'm at a complete loss.

i think they're saying he was aware of napoleon's identity and intentionally kept it a secret? not sure

[tmthforu94]

I have always suspected Napoleon was Hamilton based on similar characteristics and the timing of things. Napoleon never confessed it to me, though - I doubt I could have kept that big of a secret anyways.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I think a lot of us were aware of his identity. It just seemed like the moderating team was unable to prove it until now.

[TNF]

I endorse this call for mob action

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I think a lot of us were aware of his identity. It just seemed like the moderating team was unable to prove it until now.

Nix, Griffin, Marokai, Duke, and many others suspected this, hinted at it or were at least suspicious. Some as far back as 2011.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

I endorse this call for mob action

[Flake]

[tmthforu94]

[Adam Griffin]

If our judicial system weren't a complete and utter sham, TmtHamilton would be hauled in front of the Inquisition like all the recent God-fearing Laborites have been ASAP. The double standard is deeply disturbing!

[Simfan34]

Okay guys, can we stop being absurd for a moment and be serious? What exactly are you accusing Tmth of? I know that Tmth is a very real person who very much exists- people (although not me) have met him so he obviously cannot be Mercado. Unless there's something I don't know here. Please explain.

Otherwise I don't know what this is; it certainly isn't funny, so I'm at a complete loss.

i think they're saying he was aware of napoleon's identity and intentionally kept it a secret? not sure

Well then let's be fair about this, and when I say fair I really mean fair- for the malefactor in the following case shall be myself. In a now deleted thread that can be seen through Google Cache, Oakvale made the following post:

So, yeah, Simfan has made some kind of strawman sock with whom to debate. That's interesting.

Curiously enough, I was eventually banned (and then, of course, unbanned) for creating two sock accounts, one of which was the one Oakvale was referring to and thus correctly identified. Now as Al posted on that very same page, it is all but certain that he saw oakvale's post. Why did Al not immediately contact the relevant authorities? Was Al engaging in "collusion and conspiracy" with yours truly? Should Al also be arrested and tried for treason, if we are to apply his logic to his own case? Oakvale? Who else was made aware of this yet did not take action until months afterward?

And before anyone asks what I'm getting myself into, keep in mind I've already served my time!

[Maxwell]

Motion to change the name of this thread to Tmthghazi?

[Lincoln Republican]

I endorse this call for mob action

A mob mentality can lead to no good.

[Prince of Salem]

[Prince of Salem]

There you go again, Al and Griff. There you go again

[Lincoln Republican]

Governor Tmth, I suggest you launch a countersuit for slander.

[Adam Griffin]

Obviously if the "Mideast Matriot Militia" had any legitimacy whatsoever, they would immediately surround the Governor's mansion and demand TmtHamilton's unconditional surrender. There is no hope for justice at the federal level.

[Lief 🗽]

My office is drafting legislation that would give the Senate emergency powers to authorize the extra-judicial assassination of wanted-terrorist TMTH. Obviously we have no intention of extending this power to the hyper-partisan buffoons at the Justice Department.

[Lincoln Republican]

My office is drafting legislation that would give the Senate emergency powers to authorize the extra-judicial assassination of wanted-terrorist TMTH. Obviously we have no intention of extending this power to the hyper-partisan buffoons at the Justice Department.

Lief, do you have any concerns about repercussions or recriminations from the Justice Department over your statement?

[TJ in Oregon]

Is it a crime to know another poster is a sock of someone banned? If not, why the fuss?

[tmthforu94]

This is beyond ridiculous.

I've already stated that I had no knowledge that Napoleon was Hamilton - only suspicion, which is what many others had.

Unless someone has proven evidence that proves otherwise (not that it would matter, since even if I did know, it isn't a crime), this needs to end. It's bullsh**t like this that ruins the game.

[Lief 🗽]

My office is drafting legislation that would give the Senate emergency powers to authorize the extra-judicial assassination of wanted-terrorist TMTH. Obviously we have no intention of extending this power to the hyper-partisan buffoons at the Justice Department.

Lief, do you have any concerns about repercussions or recriminations from the Justice Department over your statement?

Of course I do. But the People elected me to tell the truth, and that's what I'm gonna do.