What would happen if Bushie was Prime Minister of Greece?
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« on: January 31, 2015, 02:16:10 AM »
Bushie is now in charge of Greece's finances and handling of debt. Go.
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2015, 02:23:22 AM »
Instead of borrowing from Germany, Greece would now borrow from Papa Bushie
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2015, 02:25:58 AM »
Upon finding that they can't just kick Greece out, the other 27 members of the EU leave the EU and start a new union called EU-2, where Bushie is not allowed.
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2015, 02:31:34 AM »
Paralyzed with fear over the local cuisine, he quickly develops malnutrition.  But hey, weight loss is weight loss.
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2015, 02:45:01 AM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on January 31, 2015, 02:31:34 AM
Paralyzed with fear over the local cuisine, he quickly develops malnutrition.  But hey, weight loss is weight loss.

Not really, Greece has plenty of McDonalds. So Bushie would be living a diet exactly like Morgan Spurlock was.
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2015, 04:53:45 AM »
Upon another financial crisis, Bushie and Pa and Ma would put together a game plan where Pa reminds Bushie to "not let the Oklahoma wind knock the Prime Ministry of Greece out of his hands."
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2015, 06:03:30 AM »
Greece would be expelled from the European Union for trying to scam everybody with an elaborate, online scheme.
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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2015, 07:43:32 AM »
Quote from: The Inevitable Lindsey Graham on January 31, 2015, 06:03:30 AM
Greece would be expelled from the European Union for trying to scam everybody with an elaborate, online scheme.
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2015, 12:19:11 PM »
Wacky hijinks would ensue/'...with hilarious consequences!' (normal)
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2015, 12:42:59 PM »
Golden Dawn will make make him their leader, thinking he was the reincarnation of Goering.
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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2015, 01:58:27 PM »
Haven't you heard? He's already active in Greek politics under an assumed name. Of course as leader of PASOK he has no chance of becoming Prime Minister these days...
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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2015, 06:14:10 PM »
Would Bushie eat gyros? They're vaguely similar to burgers.
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« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2015, 06:41:48 PM »
What about live goats?

He could get two pizza crusts and make a goat burger.
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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2015, 08:02:28 PM »
He would've also snubbed the Archbishop, but for vastly different reasons.
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