Opinion of MormDem

[Mr. Smith]

A hackish and polarizing dude who seemingly like, totes chose his politics on a dartboard of "Who to Lampoon" and like, landed on Barry Goldwater...half the time. The other half, it's like he decides to be a Moderate uh Hero. And the way he switches back and forth, you'd think he flipped a coin to decide when to be which.

And I just can't figure out where he's from, he sounds like a Good 'Ol Boy, but he like, frequently speaks of California, and his mannerisms....well let's just say I totes haven't completely ruled the idea of alien with him....not yet.

And when he isn't on the political trail, he's  like totes stealing good thread ideas and making them even trippier and more mental.

The way he is around here, well I hope he's lying when he claims to have never gotten high, drunk, or laid even once. Because if he isn't, I'm totes running for the hills and getting the heck out dudes. But he could be an alien dude.

I just don't understand him man.

[Mr. Smith]

A lying liar who tells lies.

~bows~ Oh Oldies, you shouldn't have, you're too kind.

~thinks for a moment~

fmmm, eh I'll have to take what I can get here. Just a "lying liar who tells lies" will have to make do.

I liked it so much that, in my own way, I even put it as my new sig