Update XXI: "Scientific Facts Are Not Hard And Fast Rules."

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Dear Friend,

Will you be watching the opening match of the Champions League kickoff today at 1:45:00 PM Central? I know you surely won't be venturing outside as Tulsa is experiencing some extreme cold. It might be good for you to curl up with some fine Oklahoma wine and four month old cheese to watch a match. Baby steps to a healthier lifestyle!

Gasp!

ODF would never think to pollute the sacred temple God has granted him with such filth.

[Joe Biden 2020]

This morning's weigh in - 284.6.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

What was your peak?

[Joe Biden 2020]

What was your peak?

292

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Wow, that happened fast! That's a good start for such a short time. But know, you can do so much more considering how little you walked and how many cheats (listed below) occurred plus you need to remain disciplined. Please keep focus. I hope you are seeing this is very possible.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Cut out the bread and watch the weight fall off!

Amen......like snow melting off of the roof........

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

OK, so a quick recap on the "diet":

crackers and cheese

BLT

Bacon Cheeseburger and some fries

pizza

Mexican food

hot dogs

(chili with fritos and cheese)

/thread  and /bushie   RIP

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

OK, so a quick recap on the "diet":

crackers and cheese

BLT

Bacon Cheeseburger and some fries

pizza

Mexican food

hot dogs

(chili with fritos and cheese)

/thread  and /bushie   RIP

Bushie, I know you are eating less but this stuff is all still crap.  Maybe the Mexican and chili wouldnt be if you loaded it with veggies but we know you didn't.  I can't even imagine how nutrient-deprived you are right now.  Are you still taking the multivitamin?

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Bushie really should become a Mall Santa in 10 months if this doesn't work out (which it will not).

[AndrewTX]

I applied at Macy's, but was rejected.

Um... what?

 

For some reason, they didn't like my qualifications or found other resumes to be better qualified.

"For some reason"? Macy's is an image-oriented company. They aren't going to hire a 300 pound guy with Tourettes.  Come on. It's good that you're applying to other jobs besides CADD but let's not act like you working at Macy's was ever in the cards. Wal-Mart would be better suited for you.

They had never seen me before, so how would they know I'm 288 and have Tourette's?

I've already said I've applied to Walmart before but have never gotten a call back.

Show us the scale

[Joe Biden 2020]

This is weird... Twice today, there has been a News on 6 vehicle (Tulsa CBS affiliate) at my end of the apartment complex.  I believe they're still there now.  I have heard no shots or no commotion outside and there have been no emergency vehicles, and I have not seen the apartment management back on this end.  I will definitely be watching News on 6 at 1700 to see what's going on.  Peculiar.  Very Peculiar.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

This is weird... Twice today, there has been a News on 6 vehicle (Tulsa CBS affiliate) at my end of the apartment complex.  I believe they're still there now.  I have heard no shots or no commotion outside and there have been no emergency vehicles, and I have not seen the apartment management back on this end.  I will definitely be watching News on 6 at 1700 to see what's going on.  Peculiar.  Very Peculiar.

Does our esteemed colleague Eraserhead have grounds to sue if CBS tries to pilfer Update from the Atlas Broadcasting Network?

[King]

They got word that you walked 20 minutes yesterday and are down to 284 lbs. It will be top story at 10.

[Lief 🗽]

Unfortunately, the walk to the news vehicles and back to ask what is happening would likely take 23 maybe even 24 minutes, and Bushie has not worked himself up to that grueling amount of exercise, yet.

[Keystone Phil]

This is weird... Twice today, there has been a News on 6 vehicle (Tulsa CBS affiliate) at my end of the apartment complex.  I believe they're still there now.  I have heard no shots or no commotion outside and there have been no emergency vehicles, and I have not seen the apartment management back on this end.  I will definitely be watching News on 6 at 1700 to see what's going on.  Peculiar.  Very Peculiar.

Are fired shots and/or commotion common in Tulsa?

[Joe Biden 2020]

This is weird... Twice today, there has been a News on 6 vehicle (Tulsa CBS affiliate) at my end of the apartment complex.  I believe they're still there now.  I have heard no shots or no commotion outside and there have been no emergency vehicles, and I have not seen the apartment management back on this end.  I will definitely be watching News on 6 at 1700 to see what's going on.  Peculiar.  Very Peculiar.

Are fired shots and/or commotion common in Tulsa?

Tulsa and Oklahoma City have been gaining ground on the highest crime rates among major cities, unfortunately, so yes.

[King]

Crime stats says Tulsa is 5th in the nation rapes, with 79.2 per 100k. Minneapolis is #1 with 103 per 100k.

Maybe BRTD would like Tulsa after all.

[AndrewTX]

A simple search shows most likely it was about how some guy killed some dude outside his ex gf house. You were probably nappin when it happened

[Keystone Phil]

Maybe he was just blaring the volume from the PSG-Chelsea match and couldn't hear what went down.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Crime stats says Tulsa is 5th in the nation rapes, with 79.2 per 100k. Minneapolis is #1 with 103 per 100k.

Maybe BRTD would like Tulsa after all.

It's well known that rape rates have just as much to do with the rate of how they are reported as the rate at which they occur, and that different definitions mean that comparing between cities in different states is often apples to oranges. Minneapolis also has one of the largest populations of university students of any major city. Still a rather disturbing statistic though.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Maybe he was just blaring the volume from the PSG-Chelsea match and couldn't hear what went down.

I'm not sure broadcasts of soccer (or P*$$y F** Commie Football as it is known in ODF's native land) are legal in Oklahoma.

Probably nappin.

[RFayette]

Knowing Bushie's favorite foods, I think there is only one solution that would work for him..........

STOP EATING BREAD.

Others have said it, but it bears repeating.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Knowing Bushie's favorite foods, I think there is only one solution that would work for him..........

STOP EATING BREAD.

Others have said it, but it bears repeating.

Yep. There is no evidence that a low fat, high carb diet causes you to lose weight, but plenty of evidence that a low carb, high fat diet can cause you to lose weight. The grain industry just happens to have a lot of lobbyists, so the government doesn't tell you that. Instead, they include pizza as a "vegetable" on school cafeteria menus.

Bushie  could eat all the burgers, hotdogs, cheese, and fat he wants. If he stops eating pasta, bread, rice, and other processed sugars, he will[/i] lose weight, and fast.

As of now, he won't lose much just not eating fries with his bacon cheeseburgers and only having two hotdogs instead of four. He may drop down to 270 merely because he's eating less calories than usual, but he'll never be healthier doing that.

[King]

Bushie's favorite food is bread. The meat and cheese inside it is just an added garnish

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Bushie's favorite food is bread. The meat and cheese inside it is just an added garnish

No.  Bushie favorite food is grease and all that extra is the sponge.