Update XXI: "Scientific Facts Are Not Hard And Fast Rules."

[Lief 🗽]

Because he already weighs 309 pounds.

Yeah exactly. Taking a picture of the scale would completely ruin the RACE TO 300 storyline.

[Ban my account ffs!]

He needs to start a blood sugar level storyline so we can track his transition from pre-daahbeetus into full blown daahbeetus.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Yeah I think he's over the 300 mark too. It's just tough to believe his official weigh ins because of how he's lied in the past. But we know he's not really dieting because he's having cheat days every other day.

[King]

Yeah I think he's over the 300 mark too. It's just tough to believe his official weigh ins because of how he's lied in the past. But we know he's not really dieting because he's having cheat days every other day.

And I believe his only vegetable consumption so far has been celery and bell peppers on day one.

[IceSpear]

I'm going to take that a "yes" to the question I asked.

There was never a race to 300 except in your corrupt, twisted minds.

Are the corrupt, twisted comments of Atlas Forumites the seventh trumpet?

[Ebowed]

Yeah I think he's over the 300 mark too. It's just tough to believe his official weigh ins because of how he's lied in the past. But we know he's not really dieting because he's having cheat days every other day.

And I believe his only vegetable consumption so far has been celery and bell peppers on day one.

Fries and ketchup?

[Lief 🗽]

To be fair he has been eating bacon and tomato sandwiches, so that kind of counts as vegetables.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

To be fair he has been eating bacon and tomato sandwiches, so that kind of counts as vegetables.

Tomatoes are fruit.

[afleitch]

I had a really really bad curry and I spent the next hour involved in my own 'end' times. There were more than seven trumpets I can assure you.

[Lief 🗽]

To be fair he has been eating bacon and tomato sandwiches, so that kind of counts as vegetables.

Tomatoes are fruit.

They are also vegetables.

[AndrewTX]

I will make another official weigh-in either Tuesday or Wednesday morning of this coming week.

Show us the scale when you do.

No

Because your a liar. Liars go to hell, even if they pray for forgiveness. He told me this.

[Attorney General, LGC Speaker, and Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

I will make another official weigh-in either Tuesday or Wednesday morning of this coming week.

Show us the scale when you do.

No

Because your a liar. Liars go to hell, even if they pray for forgiveness. He told me this.

Not the god Bushie believes in.

[WalterMitty]

Because he already weighs 309 pounds.

^^^^

just imagine how much food is being eaten at the brown family mobile home this weekend...

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I will make another official weigh-in either Tuesday or Wednesday morning of this coming week.

Show us the scale when you do.

No

Then don't bother. We will just add 10+ pounds your lie.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Petition to ban anyone stupid enough to believe Bushie is or ever was on a diet.  The race to 300 is on and the finish line is just a casserole and burger away.

Grumps

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Because he already weighs 309 pounds.

^^^^

just imagine how much food is being eaten at the brown family mobile home this weekend...

The hiatus...

[Lief 🗽]

RIP Brown family trailer septic system.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

RIP Brown family trailer septic system.

Oh God I'm going to barf.

[J-Mann]

To be fair he has been eating bacon and tomato sandwiches, so that kind of counts as vegetables.

Tomatoes are fruit.

They are also vegetables.

Technically true, as a 1893 Supreme Court decision declared them to be vegetables.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I will make another official weigh-in either Tuesday or Wednesday morning of this coming week.

Show us the scale when you do.

No

Because your a liar. Liars go to hell, even if they pray for forgiveness. He told me this.

I know this is true because Irvin Baxter tells me so.

[Attorney General, LGC Speaker, and Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

I will make another official weigh-in either Tuesday or Wednesday morning of this coming week.

Show us the scale when you do.

No

Because your a liar. Liars go to hell, even if they pray for forgiveness. He told me this.

I know this is true because Irvin Baxter tells me so.

And Irvin Baxter is the legal equivalent of god! Everything Irvin Baxter says is something he was told to say by god!

[Joe Biden 2020]

Gentlemen, Thanks for the laughs the past few posts!

We just got back from supper.  Mexican food.  That was my only meal today other than a small cinnamon roll for breakfast.  Let the trumpets sound, along with the bugels, French horns, baritones, tubas, and the rest of the brass band.  Flutes are not allowed...

[Ebowed]

We just got back from supper.  Mexican food.  That was my only meal today other than a small cinnamon roll for breakfast.  Let the trumpets sound, along with the bugels, French horns, baritones, tubas, and the rest of the brass band.  Flutes are not allowed...

Wouldn't all of those require a higher lung capacity than a flute?

[King]

A "small" cinnamon roll.

[Joe Republic]

A "small" cinnamon roll.