Update XXI: "Scientific Facts Are Not Hard And Fast Rules."

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I had a busy afternoon today.  I left at 1220 and took a drive and found the new store that I'll be working at.  I had not been by there before.  Then, I used one of my cheat meals and ate at the Chili's in Owasso.  Then, I went to an existing store in Bixby and looked around.  It is a relatively small store, but it has a lot in it.  I took a look at the meat section and looked behind the counter to get an idea of what I'll be looking at.  Then, I went and upgraded my cell phone as it was due.  I was gone a total of 5 hours.

What kind of phone did you get? Are you on a family plan with your parents?

I upgraded from an iPhone 5S to a iPhone 6+.  No, I'm on my own separate plan with a different carrier.

Bushie, how are you paying for this cell phone plan?  

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

I had a bacon cheeseburger.  It sure was good, too!

You do realise that this isn't a cheat day, it's a near week-long set back. You don't do the level of physical activity or restraint required for 'cheat days'.

[Mr. Morden]

How many days have you walked this week, Bushie?

[Kushahontas]

So cooking for one makes you feel lonely but sitting down at a restaurant like Chili's doesn't?

Bushie goes to Chili's by himself?  Why?  Who would want to go to a cheesy dump like Chili's by themselves? 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Then, I used one of my cheat meals and ate at the Chili's in Owasso. 

Reported for trolling.  You aren't on a diet and if you are you cheat more often than you don't.   Just stop.

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

How many days have you walked this week, Bushie?

Allison's FB suggests she takes regular walks. Why can't you emulate that hardwork and devotion Bushie?

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

So cooking for one makes you feel lonely but sitting down at a restaurant like Chili's doesn't?

Bushie goes to Chili's by himself?  Why?  Who would want to go to a cheesy dump like Chili's by themselves? 

I'm done trying to get Bushie away from these awful chain restaurants.  He's a big fat white lame Okie dork that thinks Cracker Barrel is down-home-cookin'.   There are plenty of big fat white lame dorks in the world that eat at these places, so whatever.  But the fact that he is now going there ALONE?  Can I just count the ways this is stupid?

1. He claiming to be dieting but gets a Chili's bacon cheeseburger.  This meal can't be under 1500 calories.  If this is cheating it's akin to Tom Brady murdering the opposing team with a machete and sitting in the end zone with the ball for an hour. 

2. One of the poor lunch servers is going to have him as one of her tables.  One guy, getting one meal, and he's already established that the Clan Bushie tips like absolute [Inks].  So they probably earned $2 tops from Bushie's visit. 

3. Why not just go get a bacon cheeseyburger from Braum's?  It's cheaper (and it's not your money you are spending because you haven't been working and refuse to go on unemployment) and you don't have to be served.  It would also be quicker and less out-of-place for someone to be eating alone at Braum's. 

So, this little trip to Chili's is just another Bushie perfect storm of f***ed up with a dash of pointless and a generous helping of heart disease. 

Sorry Bushie, but there's no excuse for this while you are still unemployed and pretending to diet.  I'm more annoyed that you would force someone to serve you in a restaurant when you can just grab a burger from a fast food place.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Christ, he's NOT dieting. Just don't worry about it. You don't diet by having cheat meals every other day.

The man has an addiction like an alcoholic or a drug addict. It's the exact same. He cannot give up sugar because he is dependent on it for living and happiness. If that isn't obvious to all of us (but Bushie, he doesn't think he has a problem), then I don't know what to say to you.

[King]

Yes the addiction is too deep rooted for him to conquer it on his own. I'm just excited for how Bushie is going to explain away being too busy to go the grocery store after he gets out of work from the grocery store.

[Joe Biden 2020]

So cooking for one makes you feel lonely but sitting down at a restaurant like Chili's doesn't?

Bushie goes to Chili's by himself?  Why?  Who would want to go to a cheesy dump like Chili's by themselves? 

I'm done trying to get Bushie away from these awful chain restaurants.  He's a big fat white lame Okie dork that thinks Cracker Barrel is down-home-cookin'.   There are plenty of big fat white lame dorks in the world that eat at these places, so whatever.  But the fact that he is now going there ALONE?  Can I just count the ways this is stupid?

1. He claiming to be dieting but gets a Chili's bacon cheeseburger.  This meal can't be under 1500 calories.  If this is cheating it's akin to Tom Brady murdering the opposing team with a machete and sitting in the end zone with the ball for an hour. 

2. One of the poor lunch servers is going to have him as one of her tables.  One guy, getting one meal, and he's already established that the Clan Bushie tips like absolute [Inks].  So they probably earned $2 tops from Bushie's visit. 

3. Why not just go get a bacon cheeseyburger from Braum's?  It's cheaper (and it's not your money you are spending because you haven't been working and refuse to go on unemployment) and you don't have to be served.  It would also be quicker and less out-of-place for someone to be eating alone at Braum's. 

So, this little trip to Chili's is just another Bushie perfect storm of f***ed up with a dash of pointless and a generous helping of heart disease. 

Sorry Bushie, but there's no excuse for this while you are still unemployed and pretending to diet.  I'm more annoyed that you would force someone to serve you in a restaurant when you can just grab a burger from a fast food place.

Would you calm down?  Innocently going to a restaurant that I like is not as bad as you're making it out to be.  Get off my case, will you?

[King]

Bushie, have you been increasing your walking any so you don't die at work?

It's already March 6. You only have two precious weeks until you start. Take advantage of them.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Bushie, the issue is that your tastes--id est, 'what you like'--are, for the most part, maladaptive. Nobody's saying you can't like what you like, but you really should force yourself to do things that you don't like but know are good for you more often. 'He who exalts himself shall be humbled, and he who humbles himself shall be exalted', remember?

[memphis]

Bushie, are you familiar with the Fat Acceptance Movement?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, have you been increasing your walking any so you don't die at work?

It's already March 6. You only have two precious weeks until you start. Take advantage of them.

I haven't done that, but I did stand on my feet for 2 hours straight at the Sprint Store yesterday.  I wasn't tired because I kept moving around looking at all the different displays.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, the issue is that your tastes--id est, 'what you like'--are, for the most part, maladaptive. Nobody's saying you can't like what you like, but you really should force yourself to do things that you don't like but know are good for you more often. 'He who exalts himself shall be humbled, and he who humbles himself shall be exalted', remember?

Code for you can like what you like, just don't eat it.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, are you familiar with the Fat Acceptance Movement?

No, I am not aware.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Bushie, the issue is that your tastes--id est, 'what you like'--are, for the most part, maladaptive. Nobody's saying you can't like what you like, but you really should force yourself to do things that you don't like but know are good for you more often. 'He who exalts himself shall be humbled, and he who humbles himself shall be exalted', remember?

Code for you can like what you like, just don't eat it.

Sounds similar to the fundie (and heck, even Catholic) response to sexuality. We don't have to dive into that argument yet again, but it's really uncanny.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Christ, he's NOT dieting. Just don't worry about it. You don't diet by having cheat meals every other day.

The man has an addiction like an alcoholic or a drug addict. It's the exact same. He cannot give up sugar because he is dependent on it for living and happiness. If that isn't obvious to all of us (but Bushie, he doesn't think he has a problem), then I don't know what to say to you.

There are DEGREES of things, Dookie.  Any addiction has similar attributes, but don't for a second think getting off of heroin and getting off of sugar are the same thing.  One overloads every pleasure receptor in your body and the other is something that at the worst gives you a nice little rush of energy when overused.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

So cooking for one makes you feel lonely but sitting down at a restaurant like Chili's doesn't?

Bushie goes to Chili's by himself?  Why?  Who would want to go to a cheesy dump like Chili's by themselves? 

I'm done trying to get Bushie away from these awful chain restaurants.  He's a big fat white lame Okie dork that thinks Cracker Barrel is down-home-cookin'.   There are plenty of big fat white lame dorks in the world that eat at these places, so whatever.  But the fact that he is now going there ALONE?  Can I just count the ways this is stupid?

1. He claiming to be dieting but gets a Chili's bacon cheeseburger.  This meal can't be under 1500 calories.  If this is cheating it's akin to Tom Brady murdering the opposing team with a machete and sitting in the end zone with the ball for an hour. 

2. One of the poor lunch servers is going to have him as one of her tables.  One guy, getting one meal, and he's already established that the Clan Bushie tips like absolute [Inks].  So they probably earned $2 tops from Bushie's visit. 

3. Why not just go get a bacon cheeseyburger from Braum's?  It's cheaper (and it's not your money you are spending because you haven't been working and refuse to go on unemployment) and you don't have to be served.  It would also be quicker and less out-of-place for someone to be eating alone at Braum's. 

So, this little trip to Chili's is just another Bushie perfect storm of f***ed up with a dash of pointless and a generous helping of heart disease. 

Sorry Bushie, but there's no excuse for this while you are still unemployed and pretending to diet.  I'm more annoyed that you would force someone to serve you in a restaurant when you can just grab a burger from a fast food place.

Would you calm down?  Innocently going to a restaurant that I like is not as bad as you're making it out to be.  Get off my case, will you?

I will not.  Your taste in restaurants is abominable and so was your reveal of an average Bushie tip.  I'm not here to blow sunshine up your ass.   

[memphis]

Bushie, are you familiar with the Fat Acceptance Movement?

No, I am not aware.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_acceptance_movement
Long story short, they say you are good enough the way you are and shouldn't feel like you need to change.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Bushie, the issue is that your tastes--id est, 'what you like'--are, for the most part, maladaptive. Nobody's saying you can't like what you like, but you really should force yourself to do things that you don't like but know are good for you more often. 'He who exalts himself shall be humbled, and he who humbles himself shall be exalted', remember?

Code for you can like what you like, just don't eat it.

It's not code. I'm openly saying that. You can like what you like, and you could eat it okay if your personality (and, frankly, physiology) were way different, but you have shown yourself to be patently incapable of eating it responsibly.

[Insula Dei]

So, I was troubled by a bit of a stomach bug today (vomiting, fever, the works), and weak-willed as I am, I've wound up reading substantial amounts of this whole saga. One thing I find myself wondering aboout is how it is possible for Bushie to be down with some sort of headache or a rumbling tummy or whatever, quite literally on a weekly basis and not lose weight over it. Whenever I'm sick for over 2-3 days, the results are quite noticeable on the scales. How can you be levelled by a migraine and still fail to lose weight, even if it's only water weight?

[King]

So, I was troubled by a bit of a stomach bug today (vomiting, fever, the works), and weak-willed as I am, I've wound up reading substantial amounts of this whole saga. One thing I find myself wondering aboout is how it is possible for Bushie to be down with some sort of headache or a rumbling tummy or whatever, quite literally on a weekly basis and not lose weight over it. Whenever I'm sick for over 2-3 days, the results are quite noticeable on the scales. How can you be levelled by a migraine and still fail to lose weight, even if it's only water weight?

His idea of a light meal for when you have a stomach ailment are hotdogs and regular Sprite.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I had a busy afternoon today.  I left at 1220 and took a drive and found the new store that I'll be working at.  I had not been by there before.  Then, I used one of my cheat meals and ate at the Chili's in Owasso.  Then, I went to an existing store in Bixby and looked around.  It is a relatively small store, but it has a lot in it.  I took a look at the meat section and looked behind the counter to get an idea of what I'll be looking at.  Then, I went and upgraded my cell phone as it was due.  I was gone a total of 5 hours.

What kind of phone did you get? Are you on a family plan with your parents?

I upgraded from an iPhone 5S to a iPhone 6+.  No, I'm on my own separate plan with a different carrier.

Wait, what? You are unemployed and yet you purchased the most expensive and trendiest cell phone currently on the market? It's $299 on a two-year contract, plus tax. And your previous phone, the iPhone 5S, isn't even two years old. Apple still sells it. People still buy it. There's no way it was "due" for replacement.

You have no job and yet you think you should be replacing your phone more frequently than the two-year standard? You should not be splurging on ridiculous luxuries that you obviously do not need.

I can't even. I can't even so hard.

[IceSpear]

Bushie, have you been increasing your walking any so you don't die at work?

It's already March 6. You only have two precious weeks until you start. Take advantage of them.

I haven't done that, but I did stand on my feet for 2 hours straight at the Sprint Store yesterday.  I wasn't tired because I kept moving around looking at all the different displays.

Wow, congratulations! You stood up for 2 hours! What an impressive display of physical prowess.