Update XXI: "Scientific Facts Are Not Hard And Fast Rules."

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OK, so a quick recap on the "diet":

crackers and cheese

BLT

Bacon Cheeseburger and some fries

pizza

Mexican food

hot dogs

(chili with fritos and cheese)

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Update Season XXII: You are not going to change my mind or even cause me to think

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What will likely happen re: reaching 300 lbs is that Bushie will leave Update in a huff, and then two-three weeks later will try and casually mention it hoping nobody will notice.

I can see it now:

"The hiatus of Update is over for the time being. I have in fact gotten a job, at Wal-Mart.  It is not the management job that Bacon King wanted me to apply for, but it is a job nonetheless.  Despite my Tourette's, the interviewer seemed impressed with my communication skills and even offered me a job in human relations: right out front greeting the customers!  The starting pay for this job is $10/hr, with opportunities to move up the corporate ladder based on my performance.

As for the weight question, I'm sitting at 302.3 as of yesterday's weigh-in, which is down from the 310 a few weeks ago."

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Season XXII: Opportunities for corporate worship

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I have just crossed underneath 13 days until my new career.  The time is drawing near.  First, though, I get a mini-Spring Break vacation at my parents this week.  I will head down to my parents this afternoon (Tuesday) and spend the next five nights with them.

You never "eat healthy" when you're with your parents. Is this when we finally break into the plane of three hund-o?